Born Free!

Please meet Navann, born October 28th.

Now, before you freak out cuz this bebeh bull umphalump makes you want to lactate, let’s add another layer.

Navann was born to Sri Prae at Elephant Nature Park, a wonderful place that rescues elephants from Thailand’s tourist and illegal logging industries and brings them to live and roam their 250 acre refuge.

Sri Pae was brought to the park in 2010 after surviving a land mine blast. What?! I know! AND she was pregnant! 22 months after her rescue she surprised all of the park staff by birthin’ a giant bundle of joy.

You may now commence your freak out.


Thank you Elephant Nature Park, bless you Sri Prae and best to Navann, my new boyfriend.

Nose to Nose in Nosevember

It’s good to get out and try new things, meet new folks and smell new smells. You never know, the next creature you sniff could be your new best friend.


Via Reddit by Briarbeauty?

Is It Over Yet?

I am not coming out until the results are in and the political ads are out.


Via the interwebs

Bird Attempts to Revive Dance Craze

You put your right leg in.

You put your right leg out.

You put your right leg in and you shake it all about.

You do the Huffin Puffin and you turn yourself around.

That’s what its all about!


Via Reddit

Let’s See What’s Happening in the Lunchroom

As per usual, the lunch lady is very kind and patient. Even though those kids are loud and pushy, she makes sure they all get fed and never once gets mad.

So much easier than trying to open those stupid little cardboard milk cartons, Keith Hopkin!

I Tapir at the Nose

And am spotted and striped to my toes.


Via Reddit

Monty Leaves It

Red, yellow, orange or brown, he loves them one and all.




We have fallen for Monty the French bulldog, Megan B.

Halloween Is Just Once a Year

Thank goodness, because we are shocked!

Is that really what we look like?


Egads, Shiriny.

The Creature from the Orange Lagoon

Freshly bathed and full of rage this insidious creature lurks in the bathroom, just waiting for the quarry enter. That’s when it strikes; bringing down its victims with such a look of disapproval and revenge they fall to their knees in helpless pleas.

That should teach them.


Via Attack of the Cute

Trunk O’lantern

Lantern mine, don’t you cry.

Lantern mine, triangle eyes.

Rest your head close to my trunk,

Halloween punk, lantern mine.


Via Microchooser.