Must….reach…bat….belt! (collapse)

Don’t you know that this kitten used ALL his strength that day just to sit up for this photo—like .02 seconds, before taking one unfocused look at the camera and flopping down again to sleep all day.

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Thanks, “Purriwinkle.com”!

Cute or Sad? #1

You be the judge—to me, this entry falls into the Sad category—cause you know those teeny ducklings are like, WTF?

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Am I funny to you?

“I’m funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?”-gun shot–bites your hand-384

Rule of Cuteness #6: Mimic Humans

This image covers many cuteness factors; multiple animals, looking helpless (it would be fun to turn the water on) and mimicking humans. Humans love it! I mean, half of America’s Funniest Home videos is based on animals mimicking humans (the only two things better is suddenly scared people falling down or a surprise hit to the groin).

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Rule of Cuteness #5: Fisheye lens + baby animal is always cute

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Unless of course it’s an iguana. The best example of this being the rock solid, high-cuteness factor of the Japanese calendars “The Dog” or “The Cat.”

Welcome to the Dollhouse

Alert reader Cory Pinter and his girlfriend (who must be fabulous to have suggested sending this photo) sent this Hamster Haus photo. Obviously, this Hamster just woke up from a nap and is stretching, thinking about his morning cup of Joe and side carrot. Brilliant decorating job he’s done…
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Chipdonkulous

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Oh GET OUT! (pushing you against a wall) THIS is really redonkulous. Is this even real? Because I might have to gouge my own eyes out after having seen The Cutest Thing Known to Man.

Poofée

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(French accent) so, Cherie…. (music in background) You like dee Ghetto Tomato? ahn? I open eet for you… non…. ssssssssssh! (covers your mouth with paw) don’t you worree—I open eet for you weeth my paw—I can do eet, ahn?. I am dee ulllltimate, Cherie—mignon, zee strong paws, zee best cook. (Pours more wine into your glass) Pooffée—moi—I take care of you tonight…

Staring contest

This is the sound of your brain melting—a fondue caused by a Sears Portrait Studio heathered grey background and the cutest flop-eared helpless kitten ever. Full use of the “Pathetic” camera angle for extra effect. Extra points for the glossy eyes. Look away!

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Photo from Kittenwar.com

With the fro, I’m 1 foot 5

This is ridiculous. There should be a whole category dedicated to the styling of these bunnies—obviously, someone took great pains to fluff the heck out of "Verissa" which is the most fabulous name for a rabbit ball. Oh, she’s on a pedestal for a very good reason!

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