You be the judge—to me, this entry falls into the Sad category—cause you know those teeny ducklings are like, WTF?
Am I funny to you?
November 24, 2005 By
“I’m funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?”-gun shot–bites your hand-
Rule of Cuteness #6: Mimic Humans
November 21, 2005 By
This image covers many cuteness factors; multiple animals, looking helpless (it would be fun to turn the water on) and mimicking humans. Humans love it! I mean, half of America’s Funniest Home videos is based on animals mimicking humans (the only two things better is suddenly scared people falling down or a surprise hit to the groin).
The party continues at Cats in Sinks.com
Rule of Cuteness #5: Fisheye lens + baby animal is always cute
November 21, 2005 By
Unless of course it’s an iguana. The best example of this being the rock solid, high-cuteness factor of the Japanese calendars “The Dog” or “The Cat.”
Welcome to the Dollhouse
November 16, 2005 By
Alert reader Cory Pinter and his girlfriend (who must be fabulous to have suggested sending this photo) sent this Hamster Haus photo. Obviously, this Hamster just woke up from a nap and is stretching, thinking about his morning cup of Joe and side carrot. Brilliant decorating job he’s done…
Chipdonkulous
November 16, 2005 By
Oh GET OUT! (pushing you against a wall) THIS is really redonkulous. Is this even real? Because I might have to gouge my own eyes out after having seen The Cutest Thing Known to Man.
Poofée
November 15, 2005 By
(French accent) so, Cherie…. (music in background) You like dee Ghetto Tomato? ahn? I open eet for you… non…. ssssssssssh! (covers your mouth with paw) don’t you worree—I open eet for you weeth my paw—I can do eet, ahn?. I am dee ulllltimate, Cherie—mignon, zee strong paws, zee best cook. (Pours more wine into your glass) Pooffée—moi—I take care of you tonight…
Staring contest
November 14, 2005 By
This is the sound of your brain melting—a fondue caused by a Sears Portrait Studio heathered grey background and the cutest flop-eared helpless kitten ever. Full use of the “Pathetic” camera angle for extra effect. Extra points for the glossy eyes. Look away!
Photo from Kittenwar.com
With the fro, I’m 1 foot 5
November 14, 2005 By
This is ridiculous. There should be a whole category dedicated to the styling of these bunnies—obviously, someone took great pains to fluff the heck out of "Verissa" which is the most fabulous name for a rabbit ball. Oh, she’s on a pedestal for a very good reason!
Puh-lease!
November 14, 2005 By
Someone please tell me what GENIUS put *this* photo shoot together. Look at all the factors here: you’ve got FOUR helpless baby animals, many of whom will gladly kill each other once grown, a Hallmark-riffic background, a “conversation” of sorts, lead by a gerbil-like thing. What could he possibly be saying to the others? “I’m the cutest, but my beady eyes are a drawback in this contest?” Simply stunning! Major props.
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