Where’s MY Budweiser endorsement?!

Sent in by Mr. Jared Nied, who claims he just wants to ‘snuggle’ with this tiny lizard—Hey Jared—newsflash, it’d be nothing but Crushed City® if you snuggled him. But maybe he could nestle in your eyebrow? That might be the ideal place to carry him.

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Don’t make me turn this car around

Kids! Calm down and stop biting each other!
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Big props to alert reader John Tantalo ;)

Is it wrong to want to SQUEEEEZE a kitten?

Honestly, HOW CAN YOU AVOID IT when the KITTEN LOOKS LIKE THIS? This photo, alertly pointed out by reader Mr. Ben Wolfson, is another fine product of Kittenwar.com. Bless ‘em.

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This just in: The rare “KittenFrog”

This looks suspiciously Photoshopped, but there is no rule against that, is there? Big props to Michael Eggers, who alertly sent in this photo of the amphibious "KittenFrog", rarely seen with the naked eye.
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The teeniest thing

The tiniest submission was just made by alert reader Abigail Lundberg, who credits Google images with this precious find. Who knows what it is—it’s simply cute.
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God love the Japanese

Once again, the Japanese make us want to commit hari kiri in the battle of who can deliver the CUTEST items to market. I bow before you. Audience, may I submit the following evidence; “Wanroom Phone”, “Strawberry Cat-cake” and the pièce de résistance; Wan Wan bed (whatever that means but it comes with slippers!).Please have mercy on us, for we can never compete! These fine items are products of the “Spiral and Circle” website. You can also find the bed and slippers here!

FREE SHIPPING, People!

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Rule of Cuteness #7: A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always cute

This rule could also be called the Japanese rule of cuteness. Japanese characters are always accompanied by a little friend that helps them along, provides humor on demand, etc. AKA the Paris Hilton rule.
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Props to The Australian Embassy!

Mee-allgh?

Purriwinkle.ca does it again with their kitten photos. Kitten-Pants here can hardly keep his eyes open.

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Meanwhile, on the U.S.S. Chinchilla…

My friends—dee time has come for my perfect plans to be REALIZED! Say hello to my Giant LAZER! As soon as Colonel Hamster joins me on dee deck, we shall take over dee WORRRRRLD! [sweeping gestures with paws]

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Ah, screw eet. He’s napping again!
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-Special thanks to Alert reader Wendy Nelson!-

Your flu shot can’t save you now

The flu season really doesn’t seem so bad, with adorable plush microbes from Think Geek.com. Who wouldn’t want a festive Ebola or Gonnorhea microbe infecting their Christmas stocking this year?
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