If you guys aren’t gonna invite me over, fine, I’m gonna sit here with the white plastic neck supporter. Whatevs.
The team of experts at Cute Central™ studied the following Instant Message® icons extremely carefully for maximum impact. The fine doctors discovered that upon use, message recipients experienced catastrophic head explosion only 89% of the time. Eleven percent had dry mouth.
Dear Ms Cutey McBloggerperson:
I am a guy. A straight guy. And I have to admit, this cute stuff is fantastic. It has to stop. You should be ashamed of yourself. Collecting all the cuteness on the interweb into one place is dangerously reckless and negligent. Sure you make it easy for us, but did you ever stop to think? What would happen if the internets broke? Prolly I think all the cuteness would build up on your server until it essplodes! Think of the children!
In conclusion I think there are a number of ways to address this Serious Issue:
Distributed Processing: I’m not sure what it is, but I think They used it to find aliens. I don’t know if they were cute aliens.Puppies: They actually go on any list I make, it’s just luck they’re appropriate here.Synergy: Management Catchphrase. Focus on Success!Variety: Keep ’em on their toes, challenge ’em. Throw up a pic of a big block chevy, an airbus, or even a lava monster.Congressional Committee: Not very cute. Let’s hope they don’t catch wind of this.
The writer feels that any additional editorial comments for this picture would be entirely superfluous.When you, discriminating readers, have recovered from the euphoria induced by this picture, you can go to Brooksfield Zoo for more of the same.
Mmm, delicious recliner… This Frodo-Footed hamster, (obviously his BHF is “Baruchito”) alertly submitted by Heng Joo Seng. Heng Joo, you outdid yourself.