Exhibit A, People!
piles of kudos to Sarah Serata ;)
What’s cuter than a fluffy baby panda? Why, sixteen of them! To make up for the temporary but glaring omission of baby pandas from this critically acclaimed blog, we give you cuteness x 16. The first one is "Butterstick" of the Smithsonian National Zoo Park.
To count more pandas, go to Panda Fix
Look man, you’re like, entitled to your opinion, man, but I have to sleep here too. Stop stealing the effing covers. Don’t take advantage of me just because I’m the Cutest Bun-Bun™ of all time. Don’t you think I know that, Pal? Just gimme some blanket, I gotta big day tomorrow.
Tiny, fluffy white kudos go to Rachelle and her boyfriend.
Paris Hilton is looking at this post saying—”Dammit! I shoulda known better than smuggling in that damn monkey. Naming it ‘BabyLuv’ wasn’t such a great idea either.”
Thank you, Murray!
If you guys aren’t gonna invite me over, fine, I’m gonna sit here with the white plastic neck supporter. Whatevs.
The team of experts at Cute Central™ studied the following Instant Message® icons extremely carefully for maximum impact. The fine doctors discovered that upon use, message recipients experienced catastrophic head explosion only 89% of the time. Eleven percent had dry mouth.
Dear Ms Cutey McBloggerperson:
I am a guy. A straight guy. And I have to admit, this cute stuff is fantastic. It has to stop. You should be ashamed of yourself. Collecting all the cuteness on the interweb into one place is dangerously reckless and negligent. Sure you make it easy for us, but did you ever stop to think? What would happen if the internets broke? Prolly I think all the cuteness would build up on your server until it essplodes! Think of the children!
In conclusion I think there are a number of ways to address this Serious Issue:
Distributed Processing: I’m not sure what it is, but I think They used it to find aliens. I don’t know if they were cute aliens.Puppies: They actually go on any list I make, it’s just luck they’re appropriate here.Synergy: Management Catchphrase. Focus on Success!Variety: Keep ‘em on their toes, challenge ‘em. Throw up a pic of a big block chevy, an airbus, or even a lava monster.Congressional Committee: Not very cute. Let’s hope they don’t catch wind of this.