Paris Hilton is looking at this post saying—”Dammit! I shoulda known better than smuggling in that damn monkey. Naming it ‘BabyLuv’ wasn’t such a great idea either.”
Thank you, Murray!
Coulda Woulda Shoulda
December 23, 2005 by
What are YOU looking at?
December 23, 2005 by
And that’s an “emperor penguin” chick to you, thankyouverymuch. Our imperial majesty are not amused.
Whatevs.
December 23, 2005 by
If you guys aren’t gonna invite me over, fine, I’m gonna sit here with the white plastic neck supporter. Whatevs.
Props to Chris Beradi!
We just give and give and give
December 22, 2005 by
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Those aren’t pillows!
December 22, 2005 by
Priscilla, of the Cancilla family, is ready to lick your hiney.
One reader writes; “Dear Casey” [say in Kasey Kasem voice]
December 21, 2005 by
Dear Ms Cutey McBloggerperson:
I am a guy. A straight guy. And I have to admit, this cute stuff is fantastic. It has to stop. You should be ashamed of yourself. Collecting all the cuteness on the interweb into one place is dangerously reckless and negligent. Sure you make it easy for us, but did you ever stop to think? What would happen if the internets broke? Prolly I think all the cuteness would build up on your server until it essplodes! Think of the children!
In conclusion I think there are a number of ways to address this Serious Issue:
Distributed Processing: I’m not sure what it is, but I think They used it to find aliens. I don’t know if they were cute aliens.Puppies: They actually go on any list I make, it’s just luck they’re appropriate here.Synergy: Management Catchphrase. Focus on Success!Variety: Keep ‘em on their toes, challenge ‘em. Throw up a pic of a big block chevy, an airbus, or even a lava monster.Congressional Committee: Not very cute. Let’s hope they don’t catch wind of this.
Sincerely,ZZToby.
Otter pile
December 21, 2005 by
The writer feels that any additional editorial comments for this picture would be entirely superfluous.
When you, discriminating readers, have recovered from the euphoria induced by this picture, you can go to Brooksfield Zoo for more of the same.
Free shoe shines
December 21, 2005 by
Good prices and limited biting.
Thank you to Kaila and the Pom owner, who’s name I cannot find as I wade through email…
Rule of Cuteness #8: You’re cute if your furniture doubles as a meal
December 21, 2005 by
Mmm, delicious recliner… This Frodo-Footed hamster, (obviously his BHF is “Baruchito”) alertly submitted by Heng Joo Seng. Heng Joo, you outdid yourself.
