Rule of Cuteness #15: Disproportionate ratio between relative ear to head size

Let’s just make this rule official and stop messing around. This guy is totally otterlicious—note teeny webbing in hands.

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This is "Snowdrop" the otter, from the Dartmoor Wildlife Park in Devon, UK. He needs 120CCs of milk STAT!

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Thanks for the tip, Lyssa B.!

// AMENDMENT! Due to the Great Jerboa Conflict of December ’07, rule #15 has been amended to include OVERSIZED ears as well as small ears. This amendment shall be named The "Burton-Oakes Corollary." Thanks to Rule-Amendment Sender-Inner Kim B-O. //

Actu-owl size

That pun was so bad this site deserves to be torn to SHREDS!And why is this owl cross-eyed? Dizzy from his own Cuteness™ perhaps?Picture_12Hey—I just had a great idea—what if you printed this photo out, cut out the owl face, taped it onto your own face, and went about your daily business? Try it Monday morning at the office!

Mon-kee-kee, mon-kee-kee

Thanks to alert readers Amy F., Marlene W., Erin T., and Jade W. for sending in thees little perfect monkey…

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Moooooom! stop it!

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‘Sup, my bitches?

What?Pandaintree1Thank you, Giant-Panda.com

KHAM—All hamsters, all the time

I know things have been a little Hamster-centric this week, but with photos like this, it cannot be helped. Yes, I think this is the very first Hamster tongue ever caught on camera.

The Flickr photos of one "K. Akagami" should be awarded a Purple Heart or knighted or something. Check them OUT!

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Do you have these in an 8 and a half?

If you squint, Olive and Gizmo look like a pair of shoe tips. SHOES WITH TAILS THAT IS!Corikindred_olivegizmoThanks, Cori!

Ladies and Gentlemen—we can achieve world peace with this image

Let’s show this image to all World Leaders (Perhaps carried on a silver tray by UN Ambassadress Angelina Jolie?). Without a doubt, he ooh’s and aah’s (in their respective native languages) should lead to world peace instantly. The image may also cure cancer if used properly. Please be aware that two Cuteologists lost their lives bringing you this photo, due to head explosion.At least Three Rules of Cuteness have been acheived, therefore earning the Coveted Cuteness Trifecta®:#11 Cute animal + food#6 Mimic humans#14 An everyday, small item makes you look smallI give you… Akagami Hamster:Akagami4jm

Cute Overload: Cribs: Master Fluff

My name ees… Master Fluff. I haf a tiny tail. I leeve in dees Doc-tare Pepp-are manshon. I put a Coca Cola ‘expannshon’ on dee manshon. I come out when I weesh. Eef you bring me dee treats, I come out of dee manshon.Masterfluff2_4

Tank you very moishe. (Thanks ;) Carmen G.)

Let’s check in on Baruchito

Let’s take a look at Baruchito’s homecage and see what he’s up to. Ahn, “Flan” is sleeping in her tissue bed.20050915flansleepingGood night.Thank you, Javi ;)

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