#TBT: 2-19-2008: What? I do ALL my video shoots in the bathroom

Wrinkles McWhinersons is all “Get me down, I gots me some bidet water to slurp!”

Thanks for the bonus yipping action, Cass.

#TBT: 5/10/2007: “Paging Gene Simmons!”

Muuuuuust

Reeeeeeeach

Or

I

Shall

Periiiiish.

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From Angel G., who is the GENIUS that came up with mini-meat bones? OMG

#TBT: 1/27/2006: General Chiptractor

[Cliff Clavin voice] “Listen, uh, before we uh, build the uh, deck, here, we’re gonna need a couple more two by twelves and a C-clamp. And, take a look at the seventh Fetzer valve, will you. I think it’s been sticking.”

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Well-architected props to Kevin L.

LIVE at the SILVER DOME Monster Bun FINALS!

BUNDAY!

BUNDAY!

BUNDAY!

The Tri-State Chevy dealers present super-charged, nitro, steel-burning, mud-slinging MANIAC COMPETITION:

SuperMonsterFluff!

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B-MAXX CarrotWheelz! He gets unbelievable AIR!

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And Hot Rod Buffersons is gonna BUFF his way to victory

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Tickets available NOW at all TicketMaster outlets! OH YEAH, Betty C.!

#TBT: 9/22/12: My parents asked me to puppy sit. This is what I sent them 15 minutes after they left.


Brilliant poster Massachoosite posted this image and cap-shons over on Reddit. Bone Appétit! [groan]

#TBT: April 5, 2008: The Lamb Socks 2000

Googly eyes and Knobbular Knee Portions are also built-in to this model. Test goats are available for drives. Take the Burlingame exit, ask for Tony.

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Nice work, Em!

Father’s Day Salute To The Seahorse

Let’s all give it up for the male seahorse. He’s the only species on the planet in which the male carries the babies.

Oh yeah, AND he can get knocked up again within 24 hours of giving birf. Schweet.

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Happy Father’s Day, little Dude. Plaintive was photographed by Cynner_SF.

#TBT: 12/04/2005: About To Scale Mt. Bernard

“Bok, bok bok, let’s see, I got mountain climbing shoes, check, bok, cramp-ons, check. Who’s gonna spot me on the ascent?”

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Muchas gracias to alert reader Jenny Huangfu.

#TBT: 02/07/2006: Japanese anime secrets—REVEALED!

Hold on to your raccoon-furred, tail-swingin’ caps, People, the Cuteness meter just blew up!

Courtesy of Ms. Stephanie R., we present "Ezo Momonga", the flying Japanese squirrel. Apparently every single anime artist in Japan has seen this site, since this little guy is obviously the epitome of all Japanese varmint-esque characters. I mean, look at him!!! And listen to what he’s saying!

[rustling] "I shall swoop into your lives—and CHANGE THEM FOREVER!" [say in Japanese accent]

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"Watch as I effortlessly GLIDE INTO YOUR MIND, ERASING ALL THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY CONSIDERED CUTE!"

[jumps off branch] "Ehnn!"

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"I shall now BURROW MYSELF INTO YOUR BRAIN and you shall COME VISIT ME DAILY ON THIS SITE!" [cracks a small snack on the tree trunk]

"Oh, yeah."

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Photographed by Seiichi Meguro.

Remembering Memorial Day

Listen, we know you could swat us with a paw in .02 seconds, but we have strict orders to watch the Fancy Feast until dinner tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

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ATTTAAACK!

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Guard Duty, originally uploaded by WorldIslandInfo.com. Army Men Revenge, originally uploaded by Shooz.

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