Father’s Day Ties

No really. You shouldn’t have.

Really.


I didn’t need that Star Trek bottle opener.


It’s great, Son, really. It’s better than a bacon plush—really.


No, no, thank you! It’s… unique!


No, no, I really like it.

Secretary, take a memo: Cat hates tie. by ,,,^..^,,,. The sunny tie by bnims. Kitten in a necktie via cattbutthole Kitten in bowtie via Tie Cats. Scottish Fold wearing a tie via The Internets.

I weel whees-père sweet no-tingks…

IN YOUR EAR!

(But it may sound more like quack-eengks.)


From sender-inner Catherine C.: “This is Babs. Babs has an afro (she is a white-crested duckling). One day while Brother napped in the living room, I thought I saw a photo op.” Hey-zeus, People.

Spring Cataloons

What’s hot this season? [Runway music starts] Are your Spring Cataloons ready for the season!? Get them pressed and ready to go!

We love Gaucho Bunnaloons this season. Pants that hug your shape and even look great with last-year’s Ugg boots.

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Here’s a head-turner—Marshas’s wearing white cataloons! IT’S AFTER MEMORIAL DAY SO YOU CAN SAFELY WEAR THEM TOO!

Next up, if you’re looking for two-toned and slimming mid-line, try these straight-leg bunnaloons.

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For the fuller figure, a SKORT!

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And don’t forget, orange arm bangles do wonders for concealing a pear-shape…

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Special thanks to 10-year-old Sender Inner Savie. Ronnie by Little Bay Poo. Cajus by Alisa E. Yummy pear by RosyBunny. Scottish Fold Cataloons by Alvan Tan and Kit Ying S. Stand up by RosyBunny.

Caturday Redonkulousness Continues

Alert Cuteporter Jack B. saw this new addition to the “Chick ‘n’ Kit” series just published. Oh please, you have got to be kidding me with those chickular belly nuzzles. Check it:

Veterans and Servicemen and Women, We Salute You!

On behalf of grateful humans everywhere, thank you. [Holding salute]

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Hoonah Starfish by Marlboro!. Bowing by tanakawho. Salute by galchebor. Official Penguin Salute? by kevbo1983. salute! by pico*.I Salute You, by magannie.Tai Shan Stands at Attention and Salutes our Veterans !, by tai.shar. Sleeping and Saluting, by pyza*.

Battles Large and Small

Listen, we know you could swat us with a paw in .02 seconds, but we have strict orders to watch the Fancy Feast until dinner tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

[gets swatted across the room]

ATTTAAACK!

Guard duty photo is by WorldIslandInfo.com and Army men revenge image is by Shooz.

Happy Birthday, Maru!

Japan’s Favorite Kitten Maru just turned five!


And, like any great eighties comedy, there is a montage with which to celebrate. GO!

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Chief Sister Occifer sent this one in. Much More Maru here.

You Really Otter Learn to Swim

HERE LEMME TEACH YOU [DUNK DUNK DUNK]

Geeshe, Mom, OK already! This big time coer-shons was sent in by Beth R.

Oh… My…. Gaaaa

…halp?


Enormous Manatee action by CMGW Photography. Via BoingBoing. Spotted by eagle-eyed Ant.

Simon’s Cat is Tongue Tied

Watch Simon’s cat curiosities get the best of him. Again!

For all Simon’s Cat episodes, head on over to Simonscat.com Rib. it.