Don’t forget to buckle up! Eet’s the law!
We are number one on Amazon in all humor calendars OMG!
[Simulated dream music] I’m sure this is what happened behind the scenes:
“Jeff Bezos here, founder and CEO of Amazon.com! And we’re really excited at Amazon—we’ve got the hot new 2013 Cute Overload Calendar and lemme tell ya, we can’t keep ‘em in stock. Our warehouse is EN FUEGO, dig? OK, so, couple things. First, Meg wanted me to pass along the congratulations to Karen McMurdie for submitting this image of me. You’re getting two calendars, on the house! Second, hey Scott Adams; I can’t help it if DA QTE is outselling Dilbert. And no, I can’t ‘tweak the numbers.’ It is what it is, bro! Peace!” [End simulated dream music]
Interested in getting your own calendar before Bezos buys them all? Get your own calendar today!
[Peeps! An urgent word from an O-Fish-Yul Cute Overload Partner! Please take a momento to read thees!]
Today you have a rare opportunity to undertake an extraordinary act of heroism.
The Harmony Fund is sustaining 25 animal rescue squads across the planet and you can help them win a grant of $250,000 to care for thousands of homeless animals who would otherwise perish in the snow this winter. Cast your vote for the Harmony Fund in the Chase Community Giving contest.
Toni Rowles (above) holds a newly rescued dog outside the RSDM animal shelter in Bulgaria where 150 dogs are counting on him for safety. The shelter’s roof will not survive another snowfall and volunteers are terrified. Your vote will help rebuild the roof and to bring thousands of animals out of the cold worldwide. Thank you for taking 10 seconds to vote for HARMONY FUND in the Chase Community Giving contest.
Here’s the deal, People. If you check thees McLink, you will notice that Cute Overload and Dilbert are neck and neck for top calendar in Amazon’s Humor & Comic Calendars section. We must step eet up! Dilbert’s calendar is all about living in a drab, fabric-paneled cube. Fair enough. But ours is all about BRINGIN’ DA QTE and brightening up that drab, fabric-paneled cube.
So buy the 2013 Cute Overload Calendar now, in the Desktop version for Desktop People, and the Wall Calendar version for…Wall People. And make sure you tweet this link to all your Peeps! Everyone that tweets this link will receive…..our undying appreciation! Think of eet! Operators are standing by, maybe even Mr. Bezos! (Prolly not, though.)
Love ya Scott. Really.
P.S. First person who ‘shops Bezos holding up two calendars in his hands WINS TWO CALENDARS!
Watch as this baby (named Ryouga) attempts to nommify patient kitteh Mao’s tail:
[pushes forward in a ‘here!’ motion]
Via Lace and Flora.
We’re back! Introducing the 2013 calendar based on Cute Overload: “The Fuzziest, Nicest Blog On The Planet”! (CBS News!) 365 Days of Impossibly Cute Photos, at low, low prices! Two options from which to choose! [waves hand over crowd]
Ready to order! Amazon.com Operators are standing by!
Let’s check out the Page-a-Day calendar first. Look how nice it would look on your lawn. Yes, you correctly recognize Heisman Ham on the cover!
You can learn new Glossary terms every day. Use these terms at home and office to DEF IMPRESS
New this year, we also have Photo Assignments, where you can participate in the action:
Heisman isn’t the only ham in there – check the beady-eyed action on January 28!
If the Page-a-Day isn’t your format – go Big with the jumbo Wall Calendar! (Actual size is about 12 by 18 inches)
So whether you’re going Back to school, or looking for the perfect hostess gift, or getting a kick start to your Christmas shopping, it’s all about the:
2013 Wall Calendar – Order now!