After poring over hundreds of sickly sweet photos of children kissing bunnies, boy bands eating spaghetti, and anime creatures hugging each other, help and cute overload are proud to present the most vomit-inducingly cute creature. Congratulations to Lily and her owner Jessica Lozano.
Lily was the only survivor and the runt of a litter of orphaned boxer puppies that were turned in to a local shelter. Lily is now five months old, and her loving Mom, Jessica, is eight months pregnant with Lily’s human sibling. To celebrate their cuteness, we sent them to Glamour Paws Portrait Studio sporting their “help I’m nauseous” and “so cute it made you sick” t-shirts.
We hope that Jessica will use her $500 in winnings for some plane travel, boat sailing, roller coaster riding, or hang gliding (after the baby is born of course). If she’s sure to take help I’m nauseous first, she’ll look cute and not feel sick.
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“Lordy me, that picture takes me back. It was at the Rotary Club picnic, and there was this boy — and I swear he must have followed us the whole afternoon, working up his nerve. Finally he comes up to me — and of course he was much thinner then, dont’cha know, and he still had all his fur — and he just stands there, staring.
“Well, after a few minutes of this, I give up and turn to get some more tuna casserole, and he just up and bites me on the tail! Right in front of everybody! And well, of course I’m just madder than I-don’t-know-what-all, and I’m about to haul off and slug him, when I get a look into his eyes. And it was like they were pleading with me: Don’t go.
“And I figured, if a feller wants a girl bad enough to bite her on the tail, he must want her awful bad. That was forty-seven years ago, and we been together ever since. Missed the fireworks and everything.
“Well, not entirely.”
Thanks for the memories, Dia H.
I’ve been so preoccupied with work I feel like I’ve missed out on your childhood, Roger.
My name’s Sam!
Well, it’s about time we talked about girls. You got any ideas?
I am a girl!
The family that prairie dogs together stays together, Eric V.
They can’t all be winners, Zeki. Via China Daily.
No really. You shouldn’t have.
I didn’t need that Star Trek bottle opener.
It’s great, Son, really. It’s better than a bacon plush—really.
No, no, thank you! It’s… unique!
No, no, I really like it.
IN YOUR EAR!
(But it may sound more like quack-eengks.)
From sender-inner Catherine C.: “This is Babs. Babs has an afro (she is a white-crested duckling). One day while Brother napped in the living room, I thought I saw a photo op.” Hey-zeus, People.
What’s hot this season? [Runway music starts] Are your Spring Cataloons ready for the season!? Get them pressed and ready to go!
We love Gaucho Bunnaloons this season. Pants that hug your shape and even look great with last-year’s Ugg boots.
Here’s a head-turner—Marshas’s wearing white cataloons! IT’S AFTER MEMORIAL DAY SO YOU CAN SAFELY WEAR THEM TOO!
Next up, if you’re looking for two-toned and slimming mid-line, try these straight-leg bunnaloons.
For the fuller figure, a SKORT!
And don’t forget, orange arm bangles do wonders for concealing a pear-shape…