Freedom Sheets

At my crib, it’s the finest Sateen™ sheets monies ken buy, Nephews.

No messin’ around.

Ehn.

Sateeeen

Cheers, Valerie F., and “Nuge” (As in Ted Nugent ;)

HAPPY FOURTH, People!

[grabbing Pomeranian-sized Sparklers]Woooooooooooo!

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Jon D and “Pnut” the Pom celebrate good times, come on!

Well, we’re done. [Hands clapping in 'finished!' motion]

A dog.

A kitten.

And a fox.

NAPPING TOGETHER IN HARMONIES!


We can shut down the Internets now. All done! This image via MobileMeeshe, via Alexandra K.

WHO WERE YOU TEXTING!?!?


Alert Cuteporter and super Pet-tographer Johanna S. found this one!

help I’m nauseous Announces Winner! So Cute It Makes Me Sick


After poring over hundreds of sickly sweet photos of children kissing bunnies, boy bands eating spaghetti, and anime creatures hugging each other, help and cute overload are proud to present the most vomit-inducingly cute creature. Congratulations to Lily and her owner Jessica Lozano.


Lily was the only survivor and the runt of a litter of orphaned boxer puppies that were turned in to a local shelter. Lily is now five months old, and her loving Mom, Jessica, is eight months pregnant with Lily’s human sibling. To celebrate their cuteness, we sent them to Glamour Paws Portrait Studio sporting their “help I’m nauseous” and “so cute it made you sick” t-shirts.


We hope that Jessica will use her $500 in winnings for some plane travel, boat sailing, roller coaster riding, or hang gliding (after the baby is born of course). If she’s sure to take help I’m nauseous first, she’ll look cute and not feel sick.


View ALL of the So Cute It Makes Me Sick entries!

How I Met Your Father

“Lordy me, that picture takes me back.  It was at the Rotary Club picnic, and there was this boy — and I swear he must have followed us the whole afternoon, working up his nerve.  Finally he comes up to me — and of course he was much thinner then, dont’cha know, and he still had all his fur — and he just stands there, staring.

“Well, after a few minutes of this, I give up and turn to get some more tuna casserole, and he just up and bites me on the tail!  Right in front of everybody!  And well, of course I’m just madder than I-don’t-know-what-all, and I’m about to haul off and slug him, when I get a look into his eyes.  And it was like they were pleading with me: Don’t go.

CHOMP!

“And I figured, if a feller wants a girl bad enough to bite her on the tail, he must want her awful bad.  That was forty-seven years ago, and we been together ever since.  Missed the fireworks and everything.

“Well, not entirely.”

AWWWW!

Thanks for the memories, Dia H.

Father Knows Zilch

I’ve been so preoccupied with work I feel like I’ve missed out on your childhood, Roger.

My name’s Sam!

Well, it’s about time we talked about girls. You got any ideas?

I am a girl!


The family that prairie dogs together stays together, Eric V.

Oh, and gas up the car before you come back

[Son] OK, Dad.


Antarctica, november 2007 is by Martha de Jong-Lantink. Happy Father’s Day to the BEST DAD OUT THERE, my very own Pops. XOXOXOXOXOX!

Dad!!! Stopppp!!!

Little duckling “Charley” is getting taken for a walk.

MORE LIKE RUN, OMG!!!

Fave Frame™


Alex W., Ant, and Ashley H. all sent this one in. Video by matizhan.

You’re a weasel—JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!

Sigh.

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They can’t all be winners, Zeki. Via China Daily.