Double Happiness Announcement!

Two faces to wash, and four dirty hands
Two insistent voices, making demands
Twice as much crying, when things go wrong
The four eyes closing, with slumber song
Twice as many garments, blowing on the line
Two cherubs in the wagon, soaking up sunshine
Work I do for twins, naturally comes double
But four arms to hug me, repay all my trouble.
-Author Unknown (BUT I SUSPECT HALLMARK)







Dearest Peeps! We’re very happy to announce that Cute Overlord Meg and hubby Sparky just had twins. The entire family is thrilled at the two healthy additions, including Aunt Chief Sister Officer. No names yet—maybe “Maru” and “Winston”? We’ll see. Hopefully we can get some sleep soon. Hooray! Hooray!

Mini Horse Report

Let’s check in on Pacific Pintos and see what the miniature horses are up to.



Yep, they’re still purse-sized.


Thanks Pacific Pintos!

New sitcom coming this Fall: Pup & Quacks

Pup: Hey Quacks
Quacks: Yeah?
Pup: Peeps looking at this photo of us are giggling about “snorgling.” Any clue?
Quacks: Not a one. [head shakes in duck-like motion]


I’ve already set my Tivo Wildfl.

Call Mom Taxi 3

Don’t forget to buckle up! Eet’s the law!





Via The Buzz. Photos from SeaWorldParks.com. See more Mom Taxis here!

We’re #1! We’re #1!

PEOPLE YOU DID IT!

We are number one on Amazon in all humor calendars OMG!

[Simulated dream music] I’m sure this is what happened behind the scenes:

“Jeff Bezos here, founder and CEO of Amazon.com! And we’re really excited at Amazon—we’ve got the hot new 2013 Cute Overload Calendar and lemme tell ya, we can’t keep ‘em in stock. Our warehouse is EN FUEGO, dig? OK, so, couple things. First, Meg wanted me to pass along the congratulations to Karen McMurdie for submitting this image of me. You’re getting two calendars, on the house! Second, hey Scott Adams; I can’t help it if DA QTE is outselling Dilbert. And no, I can’t ‘tweak the numbers.’ It is what it is, bro! Peace!” [End simulated dream music]


Interested in getting your own calendar before Bezos buys them all? Get your own calendar today!

Ten Seconds Of Your Day Will Impact The Rest Of Their Lives

[Peeps! An urgent word from an O-Fish-Yul Cute Overload Partner! Please take a momento to read thees!]

Today you have a rare opportunity to undertake an extraordinary act of heroism.

The Harmony Fund is sustaining 25 animal rescue squads across the planet and you can help them win a grant of $250,000 to care for thousands of homeless animals who would otherwise perish in the snow this winter. Cast your vote for the Harmony Fund in the Chase Community Giving contest.


Toni Rowles (above) holds a newly rescued dog outside the RSDM animal shelter in Bulgaria where 150 dogs are counting on him for safety. The shelter’s roof will not survive another snowfall and volunteers are terrified. Your vote will help rebuild the roof and to bring thousands of animals out of the cold worldwide. Thank you for taking 10 seconds to vote for HARMONY FUND in the Chase Community Giving contest.

Bring It On, Dilbert

Here’s the deal, People. If you check thees McLink, you will notice that Cute Overload and Dilbert are neck and neck for top calendar in Amazon’s Humor & Comic Calendars section. We must step eet up! Dilbert’s calendar is all about living in a drab, fabric-paneled cube. Fair enough. But ours is all about BRINGIN’ DA QTE and brightening up that drab, fabric-paneled cube.

So buy the 2013 Cute Overload Calendar now, in the Desktop version for Desktop People, and the Wall Calendar version for…Wall People. And make sure you tweet this link to all your Peeps! Everyone that tweets this link will receive…..our undying appreciation! Think of eet! Operators are standing by, maybe even Mr. Bezos! (Prolly not, though.)

Love ya Scott. Really.

P.S. First person who ‘shops Bezos holding up two calendars in his hands WINS TWO CALENDARS!

Caturday: The Most Patient Cat in the World

Watch as this baby (named Ryouga) attempts to nommify patient kitteh Mao’s tail:

Thanks, Maonooya.

Who ordered the Warm Grey Kitten Ball?

[pushes forward in a 'here!' motion]


Via Lace and Flora.

Announcing 2013 Cute Overload Calendars, People!

We’re back! Introducing the 2013 calendar based on Cute Overload: “The Fuzziest, Nicest Blog On The Planet”! (CBS News!) 365 Days of Impossibly Cute Photos, at low, low prices! Two options from which to choose! [waves hand over crowd]

2013 Page-a-Day Calendar

and the…

2013 Wall Calendar

Ready to order! Amazon.com Operators are standing by!

Let’s check out the Page-a-Day calendar first. Look how nice it would look on your lawn. Yes, you correctly recognize Heisman Ham on the cover!


You can learn new Glossary terms every day. Use these terms at home and office to DEF IMPRESS


New this year, we also have Photo Assignments, where you can participate in the action:


Heisman isn’t the only ham in there – check the beady-eyed action on January 28!


If the Page-a-Day isn’t your format – go Big with the jumbo Wall Calendar! (Actual size is about 12 by 18 inches)


Inside, each month shows a massive image of overwhelming cuteness, AND a photo each day.


Be sure to enjoy ALL the famous Cute Overload Rules of Cuteness and wonderfully hilarious captions by Not That Mike The Other Mike!

So whether you’re going Back to school, or looking for the perfect hostess gift, or getting a kick start to your Christmas shopping, it’s all about the:

2013 Wall Calendar – Order now!

and the…

2013 Page-a-Day Calendar – Order now!

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