Remember your first kees? You snuck in there and before they were looking…SMOOCH! (Might be a Kronsch, though.) Ah, youth. Reddit.
It being Labor Day in the US and all, most pools shut ‘er down after today. So get in that last dip while ya can.
Or maybe just hit the pool to wash your paws off.
There is NO WAY that this little McRatso is wearing AN EARRING AND A PIRATE HAT! “Talk Like A Pirate Day” isn’t ‘til September 19th! Arrrrrrr!!
“Attached please find photos of Blackbeard, a pie-rat (seriously) I met while at the recent Los Angeles Tall Ships Festival, ” says Amanda B.
“The earring was attached to the hat. No rat piercings, thankfully. I thought he was pretty adorable, as was the GIANT RUBBER DUCK!”
[*Sure, it's a holiday in the US, but not EVERYWHERE! -Ed.]
Looks like Thing Two is going to be up ALL NITE.
Can we get you something, little feller? An iced tea? Let me go find you the cable remote. Enjoy your massage- BRB!