“Boyfriend and I adopted this runty rescue kitten. She purrs like a jackhammer and farts like a man.” -Airwrecka1789 on Reddit.
Guess not, huh. Thanks to Wolf for the submish!
You wanna think about it for awhile, huh? Totally understandable.
“Hello C.O. I’m so happy to send you a picture of my rabbit Monsieur Bunny celebrating Nosevember in a ray of sunshine with a good dose of disapproving because you have to keep true to yourself, right? Sophie. PS : C.O. is the best ! You save my life on a regular basis with Ze Qte ! PS again: Photos taken by moi Wednesday morning.”
SOMEthing has this kitteh’s attention. At least, we THINK it’s a real kitteh. Hard to tell.
…and that’s just what I’ll do!!
“So, about 8 years ago, we met Jack The Mystery Terrier at the shelter. He was about 12 weeks old and as far as we can tell, he’s a cross between a Build-A-Bear and…Tub Floof.”
[*Note- the original photo shown above was titled “Muppet Dog,” so there’s that, too. -Ed.]
“We adopted him mostly due to a series of shameless lies that involved his ability and eagerness to do laundry and windows. By the time we realized we’d been swindled, it was too late to take him back. Here’s Jack as a puppy so you have an idea of the level of grifter we were up against.” -Michelle B.