STILL Can’t Figure Out What The Monolith Means

It’s been 13 years since 2001, and these monkeys still can’t make sense of it all. And, hey, Hal? How ’bout those pod bay doors, buddy?

Submitted by KB.

So This Giraffe Walks Into A Restaurant, See…

Imagine the surprise of the hoomins dining at a South Africa safari park restaurant, when a guest ambled in to see what was on the menu. A rather…tall guest named Perdy.

(Headline is very similar to the one The Inquisitr used, but I am pretty sure I think I might’ve thought of it before I saw the story. -B.)

Hund + Sjøløve = Sant (Dog + Sea Lion = True)

Border Collie Vilde meets Sea Lion Amy in Bergen, Norway. The original story is here, and this is a bit of translation c/o Google Chrome:

“The dog has a very strong herding instinct,” says Frits Martem, dog owner and zookeeper at the Bergen Aquarium. “It’s much interesting to study for the dogs. We have seen both crocodiles, seals and penguins, says the owner. But when they approach the pool where the sea lions live, it starts to tingle extra amount of dog body.”

“Sea lions Amy is a little over two years old and is considered young. She is very playful and active. I think this is a meeting between two excited animals with much profit,” says aquarium director Kees Ekeli jokingly.

“Interspecies fun from the lovely city of Bergen. :) Kind regards, Reidun, devoted fan.” Sendt fra min iPhone.

Let’s Play “Fishball!”

Just make sure you wear your extra-thick Fishball gloves. Oh, and your oxygen tank.

Sea Creatures Pictured During Night In Red Sea
Spotted Porcupinefish by Andrey Nekrasov/Barcroft Media, as seen on The Guardian.com. Submitted by Paul.

THIS JUST IN: Doggehs Diggin’ Out

Do you ever remember a winter like this? Once again, the USA Southeast is getting leveled by yet another Snow + Ice Storm Of Doom. (On deck, the Northeast.) But these Pups are here to help!!

As seen on Like Coooooool, man.

Flappy Bird

We don’t know if the current “Flappy Bird” craze has anything to do with this little guy. But it’s possible.

From TO. P.S. -Watch out for Fake Flappy Birds.

Animals Come In Different Shapes And Sizes..

…and flavors, too! We’ve got…Frosted Pupcakes!

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Kitteh..somethings.

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Some nice birthday cake frosting here!

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Bring the cannoli!

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(And the bread.)

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Fantastic Baroo here.

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And last but not least- Hedgie Muffins!

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From Mashable.

Winner For Side-Eye Of The Year (So Far)

This is Lobo. Check out the side-eye. He knows precisely what he is doing. Snuggling his way right into your heart.

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“Lobo is a 10 week old rescue puppy! Pomeranian mix. He is awesome!” -Katie T., we thank thee.

Cat Tries To Apologize

Have you ever done something wrong and tried to apologize- and the other person just didn’t want to have anything to do with it?

Seen on VVV.

Blueberry Or Chocolate Chip Will Be Fine!

“I think the magnet speaks for the whole picture. Seamus on the fridge.” -Cuteporter Robin G.

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