Headline THIS, Mr. Bond

FROG1[*Note: Update 1:02pm PT! Hey, on time AGAIN! Say, thanks to Madame X and everyone who took part today! -Ed.]

Time for another edition of Headline THIS; and let’s stay away from the obvious (though spot on) “No, Mr. Bond” concept. Write up your favorite header and we’ll post it about 1pm PT! (Imgur/Reddit.)

The Legend Of Biscuit The Cat Rustler

unnamed(Say in deep Texas drawl:) No one knows where he came from. Some say the Deep South, others say back East. Either way, he arrived in Portland with one thing on his mind- to rustle him some Cats.

Biscuit is his name……and Cat Rustling is his game.

Biscuit and his Oregon Tails posse sleep by day and Rustle by night- their mission? Send all the cats down to California. Or..somewhere.

-From Greg G., host/alternative mornings 94.7 FM Portland, who adds “Biscuit serves as my silly sidekick/co-host here on a daily basis.”

P.S.: “He was found roaming the streets of east L.A. (near some taco trucks)! He was taken to Baldwin Park Animal Shelter and then from there was brought to the Oregon Humane Society as a second chancer. Me and my wife Alana gave that chance to him 3 years ago! Biscuit lives with us and has 3 cats for roommates (hence: The Cat Rustler)!”

YAY 4 National Dog Day!

Yep, all day long! Grab your nearest four-footed furball and give me a big sloppy KEES!

Wombat Wednesday: Happy #30, Patrick!

2BA2F09A00000578-3210082-image-a-37_1440507301814Happy 30th Birthday to Patrick The Wombat! The Big Fella celebrated with his pals over the weekend, Down Undah! Patrick, as our way of saying Happy Birthday, you’re now in the C.O. Hall of Fame!

He’s also signed up with the dating service “Tinder” to try and met his special someone- no luck yet. Better charge that phone before all the notifications start flyin’ in, Pat.




Ever Had One Of Those Mornings….

….where you JUST CAN’T get motivated to get outta bed? If you HAVE, you know what we’re talking about. If you (for some reason) HAVE NOT experienced this- here’s how it goes, Yorkie Style.

Jennifer H. writes, “My daughter Karla took this video of our yorkie/poodle puppy Will, waking up after a nap.”

What NOW, Melvin?

11000575_10153151527888391_2705519789079079349_nThis is Melvin’s “I Might Have Done Something Wrong But You Can’t get Mad At THIS Face” look. Cats are tricky like that. Meirav clues us in:

This is one of my cats, Melvin. When he was a wee lad, he was walking around the kitchen counter and accidentally knocked down a glass cup which broke into tiny pieces. He gave me the most big-eyed innocent look he could muster; he was clearly feeling guilty. This led him to pull this face whenever he’s doing something daring but possibly unapproved, just in case I might get mad at him. Last night, as I was unpacking my work bag, he leaped into it and started digging around. There was nothing bad about it but he pulled this face anyway, which made it even cuter.”

This Pretty Well Sums It Up

All of the many Big J posts we’ve done in the past…have led up to this. It has EVERYTHING. Pandas, a Red-Bull-fueled announcer talking 500 mph, and…….slide whistles.

Speakers Up, naturally.

Yes! Another Chinchilla Post Today!

IMG_7669isThese breed of Cute is woefully UNDER-represented. So we’re doin’ another Chinny Post. (Hey, they came in at the same time. Fate. Kismet. Whatever.) “I’m attaching two photos of Taro the Violet Chinchilla,” Scott writes. “Chinchillas don’t like getting wet, as their natural habitat is at arid high elevations where rain is rarely seen. Here at his new home in California, Taro has a unique way of getting prepared when he feels it’s going to rain!”

“How do they clean themselves then, you ask? Why a dust bath of course! Here is a video of him rolling in a dust bath with ‘exfoliating’ cotton balls.”

The Dog Days Are Comin’ To An End

Some kids are already back in school- growing up, we always went by Labor Day as the traditional end of summer, then school kicked in the next day- and that was the end of summer! These guys must have looked at the calendar and decided they needed to get one last swim in! Go for it, little guys!

“In this video chihuahuas Cedric, Augusto and Mathilda swim through tunnels in a pool on a warm summer day. For lack of a better word, this might be called water-agility. And this is great refreshment also for the dogs.” -Krista L.

L@@K! Super Panda Toesday Action Here!

panda-2And to top it all off, click any of the images below for some Pretty Prosh-N-Powerful C.O. Super-Size™ viewing!

Ten, that’s TEN of these little dudes/dudettes were rolled out Friday at the China Conservation and Research Center for the Giant Panda, says Mashable.



Newborn Panda Cubs Show In Ya'an


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