Pandas! Getcher Red Pandas Heah!

Chicago’s Lincoln Park Zoo is proud to welcome two new residents: Clark (male) and Addison (female) (no doubt named after the streets bordering Wrigley Field) the Red Pandas! But will they throw out the first ball next April?

(Tastefully Offensive.)

Whac-A-Mole Racc!

Just in time for Christmas- get the new game that’s sweeping the nation: Whac-A-Racc! Potential rabies shots not included.

(Arbroath, with additional input by Smedley.)

I Can Do That Too, Ma!

Watch this Prosh Bebeh Rhino decided whatever Ma can do, HE can do, too. Over and over and over. And ya know what the bebeh is named? Can you take it?

BABY TANKDOG. #Bestnameever

Baby Tankdog learns how to roll from momma Tankdog - Imgur

Headline THIS Winners!

9781452138916We have our winners for this morning’s edition of Headline THIS! Each winner receives a copy of the book You Need More Sleep: Advice From Cats, a guide to maintaining a successful, self‐centered, catlike existence, along with sleeping mask, and a pin.

Whoopie Cushion? Go ahead and find out, I dare you.“- Hilz.

Lord Sugarbutt says, ‘You’re fired!”N. Fritz.

Your request for a purrsonal day has been denied.” – 260Oakley.

To those three folks- check yer email, we need your contact info. To everyone else- we appreciate your entering!



What ARE Those Orange Things, Anyway?

3U8A4621The Penguins don’t seem to be interested in the Shedd Aquarium pumpkins, but for the Sea Otters and Belugas, that’s another story.





The C.O. Halloweeny Celebrayshe Starts Tonight At Midnight!

brainsWe’re kicking things off tonight at midnight PT and running all day long, with new posts every hour! We’ve been stockpiling Halloweeny posts- saving them for tomorrow. So check us out! Meanwhile, let’s also enjoy a little of this Halloween classic, shall we?

Sorry ‘Bout That, Rilo

RILO2Rules are rules, and they’re put there for your safety, little girl. Maybe you’ll be big enough next year! You were just born July 7th!

Callie B. tells us, “My Frenchie puppy Rilo Clomette had a pumpkin patch adventure that culminated in her passing out between two pumpkins. I’m particularly partial to the “Am I big enough, mom?”

I think she’s adorbs, I hope you agree!”


National Cat Day: Kittehs On Demand!

Clipboard01Uber’s going to be plenty busy this morning. (The above photo via Twitter was taken in Connecticut.) Open up the Uber app on your smartphone and you can get a kitteh delivered to your office (between the hours of 11 and 3 local time.) Once the kittens arrive, you and your friends will get to enjoy 15 minutes of kitten cuteness! The best part? In most of the 50 cities taking part, kittens are eligible for adoption. It’s just a $30 “snuggle fee” for the best 15 minutes of your day and they will turn around and support the participating shelters!

Here’s a list of the participating shelters/cities! Do you have kittens in the office? Let us know!





ResQte Of The Week: Oh Deer

This one needs a little set-up. A bebeh deer was born but had a hurt leg and couldn’t keep up with her family and was left behind. :( That’s where a fellow named Darius Sasnauskas stepped in. :) Won’t give anymore of it away- here we are:


(Bored Panda.)

You Need More Sleep…So Headline THIS!

9781452138916Time for another edition of Headline THIS!, to celebrate National Cat Day! Cats have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realized that we humans are prone to serious personal mismanagement and could use some catlike guidance. The result is You Need More Sleep: Advice From Cats, a guide to maintaining a successful, self‐centered, catlike existence. This new book will show you how to live the good life by manipulating the world around you to cater to your every whim.

Want to win a copy, along with sleeping mask, and a pin? We’ve got three sets to give away- just Headline THIS! Write up your favorite headline for the photo below, and we’ll post our three favorites at 1pm PT! (International entries are A-OK; no purchase required.)




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