brody napoléon: small. fancy. fierce!

tumblr_n9skcl4bYy1qzp63io1_1280took a look at brody’s blog and learned: “brody is a dwarf hotot bunny living in brooklyn, though he is originally from california. he likes to keep his coat shiny, nibble on fresh cilantro, & take afternoon naps. he doesn’t care for spinach or you, his greatest fear is all the gurgling coming from his human’s garment steamer.”

we also learned brody’s hoomin writes in all lower case.

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all lower case hipster creditos~

name: brody napoléon
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credit: ives, brody’s human woman

xoxo

Synchro-Baroo

These guys are an absolute LOCK in the next Summer Olympics.

The Player

[What? Jack's playing hardball on his salary? Look, we had a deal. This part was written just for him. ACTORS! Look, is he still up on Mullholland? OK, I'll go up there and close this deal myself- I'm in Topanga now. Give me a couple hours to figure this out. And I gotta adjust my shades."]

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“Max ready for some fun in the sun.” -Tracey M.

Mona Scoutie

IMG_5167“I think this picture I took of my friend’s dog, Scout, is ALMOST worth a new Rule Of Cuteness.” Interesting- what would you propose, Cuteporter Rebecca S.?

Could NOT Figure Out Which Way This Photo Goes

unnamedSo we’re just gonna slap ‘er up there like this.

“This is Roxy – she’s super photogenic (the bit of fluff on the table in the background is her brother Teddy) -Fiona G.

(*This photo also demonstrates TWO Rules: #99: Peeping tongues are cute….and #29: If you flex your paws in a kneading motion in the air for no reason, it’s cute.

You Guys! Get In Here! I Mean NOW!

So you have a mess of little ducksters wandering around near the barn, and it’s time to get ‘em all inside. What do you do? Well, yell at ‘em in Russian, of course.

From BuzzFeed via Andrew Y., who seems to be cheating on RN24.

Please Welcome Sutcliffe To C.O.

Baby bearded dragon syringe calcium sandoz“I am currently nursing a little baby bearded dragon back to health. He has to have a tiny dose of medicine and food daily and is quite Cute. I’ve written about him here but thought you might enjoy the pics too…PS his name is Sutcliffe.” -Dr. Anne F.

Sutcliffe the Central bearded dragon

Wobbles

Wobbles when she is ONline:

And…….when she’s OFFline.

“She hatched just two weeks ago, and this video is taken when shes just a day old. She likes to sleep in my hair…then tries to eat it when she wakes up.” -Amelia B.

RIP 2 Squee Bear

Squee 8[Sorry for the posting issues- it seems WordPress is throwing a bit of a wobbly at the moment. -Ed.]

“I want to thank all the folks at C.O. for a website that helps us all get through our days with smiles, laughs and sometimes tears. This is my little Squee Bear who passed yesterday after many years with me. He was my best friend, companion and the best pup a gal could wish for! He was also posted on C.O with his amazing Beach Smile Picture; so this makes him my little celebrity. This site is a community of positive support and happiness and I know I can get through this thanks to you all.” -Adrianne M.

Lights Out In 71 Seconds

Mr. Man here has no intention of going to bed at the beginning of this clip, and is quite vocal about it. At the 1:11 mark, he’s toast.

As seen on the @CuteEmergency Twitter.

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