What’s A Poor Pig Gonna DO?

It seems that Edgar’s Mission resident Max just got a nice big blue ball. He really enjoyed playing with it. (Notice the past tense- enjoyed.) Problem is–Max did NOT take the time to read the fine print on the box which says “Do not squash this ball if you’re a huge pig.” So he did, and that’s THAT, mate. Max needs a new ball! Here’s where to make a Christmas donation.

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Details from Tastefully Offensive, Vimeo video provided by Kyle B.


Bonus Christmas Eve Eve Trading Card!

From Melissa: “Scooby Hawkins from Los Banos, California wishes all C.O. Fans a Wienerful Christmas and a Happy New Year!”


It’s Busy At The Airports

Traveling here and there to see the relatives- everybody in a hurry to get to where they need to be before tomorrow night. Make sure you get to the airport EXTRA early. Maybe get one of the terminal baggage handlers to help you with your bag.

OK, Move OVER!

[I know I’m not the star of this show, but doggonit, move over so I can share some of the warmth!] (Daily Dot.)

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Mom Taxi 57, Down Undah

Down Under sorta has a double meaning here, no? Mama Quokka and her Bebeh on Rottnest Island, WA.

(The Dodo.)

Meet Loki, AKA Sir Pounce-A-Lot

Loki probably doesn’t care if he gets any Christmas presents. All he wants is the box they came in- this one’s all done.

(Tastefully Offensive.)

One Post. Three Four Rules. With Squeaking.

Our latest Rule Of Cuteness states: #61: “If you use another animal as your bed, that’s cute. Match that with #53: “If your (or someone else’s) ears or tail cover your face for the purposes of sleeping, that’s cute.” Whoops, almost forgot Hilz: #08: “If you are small enough to use another animal’s ear as a blanket, it’s cute.”#07: A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always cute.”

Methinks we have a winner here. Speakers WAY up.

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Originally seen on Imgur but the file was a bandwidth-crushing 87MB so we went with Instagram.

“♬We Wish You A Ferret Christmas…”

Part of the fun of the Christmas holiday season is hunkering down in your cozy spot while the snow’s comin’ down outside. Like these Friendly Ferrets!

“Caper and Floof again for their annual holiday photo. ‘The Dudes’ are singing carols at their Super Snuggly Winter Lodge. Shots by Katie G.”

[*Note: No, we don’t know which is which. Maybe little Ferret Baseball Jerseys next time? -Ed.]

In Which BB-8 Goes To The Museum To Meet Chicks

If you’re one of the five people in the world who haven’t seen the new Star Wars movie- BB-8 is a new cast member…and one day he decided to go to the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago.

To meet chicks.

Andrew Y.

Santa’s Coming!

[I haz to get this on the tree juuuuuuust right otherwise I won’t haz anything in my stocking!!]

(Bored Panda.)