Well, It Has To Be A Squnk

(Squirrel + Skunk = Squnk. Isn’t that the right spelling? Who knows, we’re makin’ this stuff up as we go.)

Ever seen anyone like thees? This little girl/guy was spotted in San Jose CA., and she’s/he’s called a “Piebald” sqwerl. Ah, let’s trot out The Big W for that one.

A Piebald or Pied Animal is one that has a spotting pattern of large unpigmented, usually white, areas of hair, feathers, or scales and normally pigmented patches, generally black. The colour of the animal’s skin underneath its coat is also pigmented under the dark patches and unpigmented under the white patches. Animals with this pattern may include horses, dogs, birds, cats, pigs, and cattle, as well as snakes such as the ball python. [+ SQUIRRELS. -Ed.]

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Photos by the San Francisco Globe.

Ukraine Goats Really Knock Me Out

“I wanted to say thanks for doing what you do. I have been living in Ukraine since September, and there’s been a political revolution followed by an invasion. It’s great to come home and look at Cute Animuhls every evening, just to be reminded there’s still love and goodness in the world! In ‘Tocktober you published my goat-tock photo from my friend’s dacha. It turns out the goat had bebehs! They are sweet and soft and totally adorable!” -Emily C.

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How About A Toe Bean Bouquet for Toesday?

LOOK at all that FLOOF! Amazink!

“These are Thelma’s toe beans arranged in a nice bouquet.” Thanks go to Tar Heel Jo in Chapel Hill, NC!

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WHO Wuz Out In The Fresh-Cut Grass?

WHO was? Was it YOU? It was, wasn’t it!

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Behold, A New Rule Of Cuteness Has Just Been Created

Rule Of Cuteness #50: If your paws fold over one another, that’s cute.

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Mission: Impurrrsible

“Your mission Felícia, should U accept it, is to retrieve the toy carelessly intentionally tossed on the curtain rod by the hoomin, so he could rack up massive clicks on YouTube. Of course, should U be captured by The Dog, the Secretary of Cute will disavow any knowledge of your existence. Good luck, Felícia. This video runs :59 seconds.”

VVV.

Do Seals Loff 2 Have Their Bellehs Rubbed?

I dunno! Do Teddy Bears dance in the woods?

UPDATED WITH FAVE FRAME BY REQUEST:

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Blorps of the Ferne Islands in the United Kingdom, from VVV.

From “Anonymous In The UK”

..come these French Lop gems! Why “Anonymous,” U ask? ‘Cause the HR* and IT** guys would swoop down on [Gender redacted to ensure anonymity] in a second:

“Hi guys, love your website. It’s the only reason I go to work*, [U work for free? -Ed.] to misuse the office computers** to surf “Cute Overload.” Here are a few shots of [Bun name redacted to ensure anonymity] my beautiful [Bun species redacted to ensure anonymity]. Thanks for making the world a better place, [Name redacted to ensure anonymity]

Just the same, be a good chap and scramble Black Ops Squadron Alpha-1 out of RAF Northolt, Leftenant.

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Doing The Catusi

What On Earth is going on here? Wait, it’s from Japan.

Never mind.

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A Manic Bunday? Why Not?

Sure, Sunday equates to Bunday in the (admittedly somewhat brain-scrambled) C.O. Universe. But then U take the Bangles song and smoosh it together with THIS REDONK PHOTO and, well, that’s THAT.

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