Little Red Riding Pig

Oink[*Note: “Pig In A Blanket” is the obvious header here, but Arbroath already claimed that one. We only steal borrow when we’re too lazy busy to come up with another one. -Ed.]

O, Can-A-Da (Day)

IMG_0800

“Attached is a picture of my Chihuahua “Teddy” dressed as an RCMP officer. Teddy will be debuting her costume in Banff during today’s Canada Day July 1 celebrations. Thanks for all the cuteness!”- Janet T.

WANTED: Cat For Starring Role In CatZilla

Kitty breaking into a dollhouse. - ImgurHOLLYWOOD, CA., JULY 1, 2015/PRNewswire (For immediate release:)

The Cute Overload Moving Pictures Company is searching for just the right cat to play the lead in the new movie, “CatZilla: The Cat That Destroyed The Big J.” Must be large and somewhat corpulent (like Maru, but Mugumogu wants too much cash) and have a laser like glare (think Grumpy Cat but already committed to another movie.) Should be able to burp flaming hairballs, and smash through houses and basically flatten Tokyo with a single paw. Working knowledge of the Godzilla films helpful but not a requirement. If interested leave name/number in Comments section. Casting closes 30 July.

(Photo via Imgur.)

=30=

Headline THIS: Ab Crunchies?

picdump-1394-1[I haz Abs O’ Steel. I can hold this for…THREE seconds!]

Write up your favorite header—we’ll choose one and update about 1pm PT! (As seen on DP&F.)

Spend Wombat Wednesday With Winnie!

3983687814_8674d3eea3_oIt looks as though Winnie would like to spend the day cuddling in her blankee. Care to join her? (Flickr.)

Gonna Need A Bigger Tub

[*Note: In the grand tradition of the “You’re Gonna Need A Bigger (Fill in the blank)” cliché we use so frequently well, we are happy to present Cole & Marmalade, getting all geeked up for next week’s Shark Week hysteria. -Ed.]

Congrats To The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team!

They defeated Germany today 2-0 and will play the winner of tomorrow’s Japan/England match on Sunday for the Women’s World Cup title!

Gorilla Your Dreams (Part II)

6a010535647bf3970b01bb08492c11970d-800wiShabani was the star of Part I if you will recall. Now, we can all welcome a Bebeh Western Lowland Gorilla to Zoo Basel. Proud parents are Mom Joas and father M’Tonge. The newborn came online May 19th.

6a010535647bf3970b01b8d12e8d76970c-800wi

6a010535647bf3970b01bb08492c4b970d-800wi

6a010535647bf3970b01bb08492c77970d-800wi
(ZooBorns.)

You’ll See Me In Your Dreams

I blocked imgur on your computer... I'm the only kitty you need - Imgur[I am just gonna sit on your chest and stare at you like this. Even though you are sleeping, I KNOW you feel my presence.] (Imgur.)

#BestBuds: Puka And Rocket Larry

1Meet Puka, a 4-year-old mixed breed with a cleft lip..and his pal Rocket Larry The Tortoise!

Puka-rocket-Larry-chilberg-
Puka was rescued in L.A. when a friend of Puka’s new hoomin noticed Puka with a homeless man, and was worried the puppeh might need medical care.

2
Puka’s hoomin had previously rescued Rocket Larry from an L.A. Craigslist reptile hoarder.

3
You can see more photos of these guys on Instagram.

4
(Mashable.)

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 17,186 other followers