Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

How does your garden grow?

With silver bells and cockle shells and …where the hell did my dinner go?

Beautiful bunny is Fiver. Photo by Emily. Thank you sender-inner Shaolin T.!

So good of you to drop by

Darling, it’s lovely to see you. Now if you will excuse me I must attend to my Caturday duties.


May we take your cute for you, Iria C.?

Summer’s Here…

…time to go out and buy a new lawn mooer!


Daddy was a Toro, Shea S.

Are you sitting comfortably, then I’ll begin…

Once upon a time, there was a great sphinx who awoke from a deep slumber and being very hungry, demanded fudz from all passersby, saying,

“Cheops the Tuna comin’ in tomb my fez.”


Tut-tut, Heinrich. Thank you, Nichole!

And now, a different kind of !#!BEEEEEP!@!!

Well, what do you say when you stub your toe?


Morgan S. of the fine blog The Brick House tells us, “Bowie had to get a nail removed and now has a redonkulous cast!”

Let’s Play, Name That Kitten!

We will show you 3 kittens while our 30-second timer counts down. Can you give the kittens names before the timer buzzes?


Sender-inner Nancy W. says, “You can’t break up the sisters, ever! … So tiny, so don’t have names yet. Any ideas?”

Please Leave Your Message

After the, “Beep!”


Thank you for calling, Bobby D.

Pup-vo-lution!

After a few more generations, dogs will be able to fly!


C.O.X.E.C.U.! (Cute Overload Xtreme Evolutionary Close-Up)


That’s one way to really make the fur fly, Kitty and Jennifer.

Where Every Day is Caturday

…on Tashirojima, or “Cat Island”, in Japan (natch).


It all started way back when mice ate the silkworms being raised to make silk, so the farmers brought in a few cats.


Then, fishermen noticed they were able to make weather forecasts based on the cat’s behavior and considered cats good luck.


The cat population is now larger than the human population (around 100 peeps, number of kittehs unknown) on the island.


The human residents of Cat Island have a special reverence for cats, as you can see from their Island Shrine…


…and architecture

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And apparently Mother Nature does too because, though it could have been a (coff)cat-astrophe(coff), all the cats are safe after the recent earthquake and tsunami.


In Japan, cats really do bring good fortune!


Thanks to alert reader Josh N. for pointing out this place exists. Cat Island Facts and Hover-factoids by Wikipedia. Kittens out and about and on the pier at the beginning and end of the post are by Yugoroyd. Cat Shrine images via Tofugu TV. Purrfect architecture by Hirano Sui and Yugoroyd. Want more? Visit the Japanese blog about island fishing and daily life. Hai!

Someone’s Gotta Do It

First the bad news: You seem to have a fuzz ball stuck in your zipper.
Now the good news: For five bucks I’ll be happy to remove it for you.


Meet Dennis, Emma B.’s zippurr zombie.

[And now meet Emma, who likes Tim Gunn, wee Dennis and something on toast.]