Concutemiserashons

Somebody gone done me wrong. (howls a little ow, owww, awooooo)

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How could you do this to meeeee?

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Gee, thanks for the guilt trip, Zoe and Stephanie H.! And Stacey T. says, “Our new bebe kitten is known to her subjects as Princess Tigerlily. She has mesmerizing eyes that put you in a hypnotic trance and make you obey all her commands.”

Is There a Dotter in the House?

Do you suffer from a cute fatigue? When a cute fatigue strikes you, listen to your dotter. Take two eyebrow dots and call us in the morning.

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Warninks: Eyebrow dots are known to cause feelings of dizzyness, excessive mindless babbling and may remove you from this plane of existence. But, that’s a small price to pay.

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Michelle C.’s pup sez: “Hi, My name is Monty and I live in Dublin! I’m 18 weeks old and I personally think I’m the cutest cavalier!!!”

Life Imitates Otter

These two were made for each otter!

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Via an otter Redditter Altbaby

Undercover Mission

Day One: Agent Toebeanerminator. Seeking to uphold the cat vs. dog legacy. Vague memory of cats-rule-dogs-drool obscured by snorglefest.  Meanwhile, these ears are delectabuhls.

A new age has begun, Buzzfeed animals!

Cheetah Happy

♪ ♫ A-hunting I will go, a-hunting I will go! Heigh-Ho, the Derry-O, a-hunting I will go!”♪ ♫

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Field Guide, Alex T. says, “Oh Helloe ((OK, that right there is cute)) Cute Overload , One happy, smiley cheetah!”

Want!

Now, now dear (singsong). You didn’t ask and you didn’t say please. Sooo, how do we get what we want?
… . . .  .  .  .

Grab it before anybody else does! (stuuuffs pouch, runs away)


Keep up the good work at Coast and Canyon Wildlife, Kim B.

Move Over Hula Girls

Bobblehead llamas are here!

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Let’s go cruisin’, Johanna Seigmann

Prosh Arm Candy

This sweet bebbeh koala is the very definish of that which pleases merely by being seen.

“Orphaned four-month-old koala joey Squeaky is cared for at Port Macquarie Koala Hospital, New South Wales, Australia. He was found whimpering in his mother’s pouch after she was struck by a car on the Oxley Highway two weeks ago. He’s a very quiet little fella, but he’s doing OK, hospital supervisor Cheyne Flanagan said. He just clings to a little sheepskin roll that mimics his mummy.”

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From the Telegraph

Thanks for the Pep Talk, Dad.

Son, make the most out of every moment of your life. One day, you will wake up and realise you’re not 90 anymore.

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Lemurs courtesy of Drusillas Park Zoo and Krystian S.

Mama Wants to Stay in Touch

Um, Mama, we know it’s hard but you might not want to be too touchy-feelie with that one.

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It’s a TEENAGER! Dun, Dun, Dunnnn!

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Mama says, “Fine, then I’ll just hold this little leaf right here.” (sniff)

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Vervets! Photos taken in Kruger National Park, South Africa, by Field Guide and Hyaena Specialist, Alex T.