Mewseum Tour Guide

Hello everybody and welcome to the Thingamajig Mewseum. We’ll start with the Whatchamacallit Exhibit. On the right here we have a view of the doohickey and on the left you will see the whatsit.

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And now to finish our tour could I draw your attention even closer to the doohickey.

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Zoey’s mystery tour sponsored by Megan C.

He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother

Remember these two brothers, Levi the bear and London the panda? They don’t look much like brothers…

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’cause they’re brothers from another mother.

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Kirby M. explains Levi and London are half brothers, from the same dad but different moms. It’s a modern family thing!

Twofer Toesday

The toes! Look at the …TOES! Those imposing, opposing fingo-toes!

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Via The Telegraph. Bebeh orangutan photo credit goes to Sinar Sakti.

When is the Last Time You Had a Bunny Taco?

Now is your chance! We’re serving ‘em up fresh today! Won’t you try one? Otherwise, you could live the rest of of your life Bunny Taco-less. And we cannot have that on our conscience.

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Sent in by Eugenie H., via Buzzfeed

Awwws ‘n Claws ‘n Jaws ‘n Rawrs!

This vid has it all! Great Sound Editing, Action, Suspense!

First it’s all happy-happy, tapiddy, tapiddy, tappidy. But then, Hulk Smash is not a Riverdance fan (think he wants his money back) and things get hairy! Long vid but worth watching to. the. end. You will want to see if Tap Dancer Kitteh survives Hulk’s smashes, or not?!

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2:10 is hilarious. Fave Frame:

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Via FaqYouTB

It’s a Very Philoslothical Questshon

What are these two doing? Are they kissing upside down? Are they having a Lady & the Tramp spaghetti scene moment? Maybe they are sharing a bite of pineapple upside-down cake? But then, shouldn’t sloths eat upside-down cake right-side up?  No, ‘course not, …then the blood might rush to their hands.

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This PDA brought to you by Briana S. at wildphotographer.tumblr.com!

Concutemiserashons

Somebody gone done me wrong. (howls a little ow, owww, awooooo)

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How could you do this to meeeee?

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Gee, thanks for the guilt trip, Zoe and Stephanie H.! And Stacey T. says, “Our new bebe kitten is known to her subjects as Princess Tigerlily. She has mesmerizing eyes that put you in a hypnotic trance and make you obey all her commands.”

Is There a Dotter in the House?

Do you suffer from a cute fatigue? When a cute fatigue strikes you, listen to your dotter. Take two eyebrow dots and call us in the morning.

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Warninks: Eyebrow dots are known to cause feelings of dizzyness, excessive mindless babbling and may remove you from this plane of existence. But, that’s a small price to pay.

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Michelle C.’s pup sez: “Hi, My name is Monty and I live in Dublin! I’m 18 weeks old and I personally think I’m the cutest cavalier!!!”

Life Imitates Otter

These two were made for each otter!

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Via an otter Redditter Altbaby

Undercover Mission

Day One: Agent Toebeanerminator. Seeking to uphold the cat vs. dog legacy. Vague memory of cats-rule-dogs-drool obscured by snorglefest.  Meanwhile, these ears are delectabuhls.

A new age has begun, Buzzfeed animals!