May Be Too Intense for Some Viewers

This is the Lemur Leaf Frog, this is the cutest frog on the planet, probably just here visiting from the cute hall of fame. It lives in the rainforest, it can fit on the tip of your finger, it can change colors and, most of all, it can do that amazing mime illusion of an invisible wall. Check it out.

(silently presses sticky hands one at a time against imaginary flat surface, looks surprised)


Actually, as Brian G. knows, the Lemur Leaf Frog is a critically endangered frog of Central & So. American rainforests.

Just Cute It

Soon to be hitting shelves everywhere is this great new running shoe! Yes, and you’ll notice all it needs is an eye-catching logo! Hmmm, (tail swoosh, swoosh, swoosh) umm nope sorry, can’t think of one. And a catchphrase! Hmmm, er, umm, no it’s too hard, I wish I could just do it.


Maggie says, “It’s shoe time!”, sender-inner Guadalupe C. Photo by Daniel O.

Out to Lunch

Oh no! The guy in front of us took the last pickled cricket paté! Gasp! I love pickled cricket paté! I’ve been waiting so long in line for my pickled cricket paté! How will I go on living?


A ferret in a deli? That’s the wurst! Who ever sausage a thing? Sancho M. did.

Out! Out I Say!

Scene: A cavern. In the middle, a boiling cauldron. Enter a witchchichi.

Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble. Eye of newt,…

Teddy, do you mind? Can I have a little privacy? I need my me time.

Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf,…


Teddy and his bunny; something cute this way comes, Scoti N.

Yo Rocky, how you doon?

Mick, dey broke mah nose again.
Look, Rocky, after you win this thing, I know some nice steps you can run up and down.
Hey Mick, I know you think I’m the greatest boxer, but I’m really a rottweiler.

Penelope, the rat terrier, and her rottweiler friend are down for the count, Kathy D.

So You Think You Can Waddle

Can you waddle? Never tried? Can you waddle and be tewtally cute at the same time? As you can see, the waddle competition is brutal.

What a waddle squad, jpockele.

Wonder Dog

Sometimes, I wonder… why am I here… what is my purpose… where am I going… what’s in it for me?


Just one of life’s little mysteries, Mugsy and Cassie T.

I Know You’re Just Dying to Meet Me

Good evenink. Velcome, velcome to my pawlour, do come in. Oh yez, but vere are my mannerz?
Allow me to introduce myzelf. (castle thunder)


They  call me,
The Paw Bearer!
(lightning flash-KaBoom!)


Hair raising Loki, is urning his keep Silvia from Spain.

I Know You’re Here Somewhere!

Come out, come out wherever you are! (singsong)


Fifi, by the gleam in your eyes, we’ve met our demise. Fifi, Chinese hamster, sent in by Agnes Z., from Poland.

Winter Can’t Be Far Behind

The migration of the buns has begun…


Alert the Audobun Society, ibm4381