These Piggies Need to be in a Blanket

So excited! Don’t you love slumber partays? The chocolate mud fountain, gossip with the geese, gate crashin‘ with the goats, truth or dare with the chickens. We’re not gonna get boared…


Bedder luck next time, supermoving.

Do Not Ask For Whom the Bird Tolls – it Tolls for Thee

Beware toll cheats! Authorities have installed new toll gate birds. The toll gate birds wont go up until cars come to a complete stop. This way, you wont miss the basket and the birds are given time to admire themselves. Hey, it’s in their contract.


Exact change only, Or Hiltch

Sir Eyebrowdots the Great &Victorious

With my magnificent eyebrow dots, I shall conquer the world! Nothing can stop me now! Victory will be mine.
Can I bring you back anything?


Chris, please teach Mischa (11 mo. old Alaskan Klee Kai) to say, “Veni, vidi, vici.”

Oh Nose

I used to worry about being a, you know, ferret, but now I’m going to go straight and I have nothing to hide.

If I have nothing to hide then I have nothing to worry about, right?

I am a ferret!

….. And I’m worried I have nothing to hide!


Whiskers is worried about keeping his nose clean, theogeo.

Probably Nothing More Than Rumours

Crazy rumours are spreading that the squirrels have been boldly stealing right from the bird feeder.
I’d like to correct that terrible misconception.


Sender-inner Erica M. says, “The eight-foot high birdfeeder is Fatboy’s favorite place to spend hot summer days…” Photo by Tasha G.

You Want a Salad With That?

Welcome, may I take your order?  How about our Whopper Deluxe Big Double Dare Ya Bunny with stuffed crust,  deep fried and sprinkled with powdered sugar?


“Where‘s the bun” jpockele ?

Don’t Wake the Puppy

Shhh. (whisperinks) Please keep it down will ya? Yes, it’s a yellow lab puppy. But it’s sleeping. You can have another look if you can scroll down quietly. But don’t wake the puppy!


Oh noes! You noisy scroller!!! Go back up and try again.


There goes the souffle’, Shanley M.

Lower My Bills

Little duckie wants to know why dat crotchety old man and dat lady doing the jig want to lower little duckie’s bill?


Where do we sign up, jpockele ?

I Hate it When My Snuggie’s in the Laundry

Being a cat, Damien always looked forward to another busy day of napping on the job.

Getting dressed for work was the hard part.


Sender-inner Janice S. says, “My boyfriend and I adopted this kitten, Damien, who apparently loves hair-ties so much that he eats them. Needless to say, a doctor needed to remove them, from him.”

Milky Way

A mother cat. A litter. A precious moment. A… imposter!?
Did you swap your milk money for tater tots at school again, Jeffrey?


Watch out for the mystery meat, Misty C.