Wow, What if They Had Ordered the Popcorn Machine?

When he showed up at little Jenny’s Sweet 16th instead of the Jumpy Castle they ordered, a lamb unwittingly set the record for the most birthday party jumps without a bounce house.  Luckily, they decided to let him finish before telling him he was at the wrong address.


Catch you on the rebound, Ant.

How Are You My Friend

Oh my goodness, do you vish to be happy like me? You could perhaps be smiling like I am! But you must get out of bed. Pardon me there is no more time for snoozing. You must get up. I do think you vill then be finding your happiness! Yes, yes most indeed.

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Namaste, and have a nice day, Sadanduseless

We’re Going Green Today

Do you know what on Earth for?

No, but we can HUM a few bars.


Happy Earth Day, Drew D. in Costa Rica, or wherever you are.

Time to Build an Ark! Ark! Ark!

(riiing, riiing) Hello, City Water. Yes, maam we are aware of the problem. There was a broken water pipe. One of our main seals burst.


Ant, you’re going to be swamped all day.

Friday Haiku: Extreme Guinea Pig

The wind in my hair

Watch this you silly bulldog

Death defying leaps


And we thought guinea pigs only shredded newspaper, Ant

My Little Possum

You read that right. No more little girls begging their parents for a pony. Nope! Now every little girl’s childhood dream will be to have a possum of their very own. A sweet, beautiful possum!


Olivia the possum visited Madeline G.’s school one day and her friend Amira took this photo. Madeline told us she could not even handle how cute Olivia was. We think she handled it very well!!!

A Match Made in Hog Heaven

Ohhh yoo-hoo, Tiniest Snorfer! Have we found the perfect match for you. Meet, the Tiniest Grunter!


My idea of a romantic evening is holding hams while watching Dukes of Hazzard reruns.


I am into high-pitched squealing noises and rubbing against fence posts.


Pam L. met this baby orphaned javelina at Big Bend Ranch State Park near Terlingua, Texas.

Just a Drop in the Cute Bucket

They say an atom is the smallest unit of matter. Even smaller is the neutron and the proton. After that is the quark. But then, there’s the microlope; really more of a theoretical concept, also known as the antimatter antelope.


World’s smallest Royal Antelope born at Lowry Park Zoo, Tampa, FL! Check it out at  Zooborns!

Boston Cute-a-thon!

The Infinite Cuteness Project would like to remind Boston Marathon fans today, when it comes to endurance contests, ours wont make you all stinky, hot and sweaty.


Daphne’s got her running socks on, Claire & Lilly!

A Clean Bill of Health

Nurse Duckette says sorry to keep you wading. Ducktor Quack will see you now.


Karla R., says, “At my husband’s school in San Francisco, they have little ducklings, who are starting to lose their baby fuzz. Except one wants to keep a bit of a hat because it’s too cold in San Francisco. Photos by Stewart D.”