I’ve Been Expecting You

I am the keeper of your dessstiny. (leans closer) State your business. Choose wisely.


Give Gregory a bag of raisins and ye shall pass, m104!

The Irresistable Siren Call of Cookies

Mmm, I know I shouldn’t, but before I know it, my paws put it in my mouth. How does that happen?


There are times when a squirrel needs something a little more, Tomi T.

Friday Haiku: Good Grief

I’ll cheer up because

Charlie Brown says happiness

Is a warm puppy


Sender-inner Lauren V.’s basset hound baby is just a li’l peanut.

Fuzzy Math

In a darkened city, in the middle of the night, a lone worker sits working at his desk, doing your taxes.


Ammy H., Spot can’t go on like this! Ammy’s story: “So my Mom calls and says, “We just rescued a kitten! I know you were thinking of getting a buddy for Pixel. Do you suppose your could take her?” And I say, “Well, hmm, maybe, hem, haw.” And then my cousin sends pictures to my phone. Next thing I know, I’m meeting my mom, and taking custody of a really cute, really tiny kitten. She went to the office for the first few days because she was too small to stay home by herself. You can see how much help she was.”

There’s A Cute For That

Always longed to see a ferret spread out flat?


Urgently need an extra box for a cat?


Do you adore squirrels who look like Scrat?


Are you ready to party with a pup in a pointy pink hat?


Interested in headlines about a famous Democrat?


Could you use a little help at the laundromat?


Do you want to believe bunnies are fluffy and not fat?


Now everybody needs a nap, Princess Maya by Kasia P., box kitties by Paul P., squirrel by Florian W., Brussels Griffon by Stacy Z., Political Chuck pup by Sara S. via Dooce.com, sloth baby by Sam J. & Sara, and Knabbel the bunny by J. Pockele.

Leapin’ Lizards!

Extra! Extra day! Leap all about it!


It’s anole day in paradise! Curious Gekko by dmuphotography.

Is Your Car Equipped With GPS?

The Goggie Positioning System’s highly accurate dual receivers transmit the location of every burger joint drive-thru in town.

“At .17 miles, turn left. In 200 feet, turn right. If you love me, proceed to the Burger Barn drive-thru at the next intersection…”

Turn this car around, Ant!

What Are You Doing?

Be’n cute.

Oh yeah? ‘Cause, no one really knows what cute looks like.

Honey, they do now.


Obi’s cute phasers are set to stun, Esther H.

Buenoth Diath, Babee

Your preenth has arrived. Keeth me, eef you dare.


Kat S., where has Misaki been all my life?

Little Amelia Plays Make-Believe

Come along, puppy. You not s’posed to akshally eat da bowl of Legos.


Amelia and her new puppy in a totally imaginary place. I mean no floors are really that clean, Eva W.