WANTED!

- For cookie stealing, homework chewing and blanket hogging after midnight -

The Good,

The Bad,

and the Pugly.


Please report any sightings immediately to Rachael F., Mary K. & Cupcakes, Lina T. & Azuki

Something’s Fishy Here

Hello! You are hearing me talking to you. I am Professor Phish. Just call me Doc. You must go to the pet supply store. The door will open up. Walk in. You will be guided to a little treasure chest. Pay no attention to the little castle, no matter what the other fish there tell you! I must have the treasure chest! Only you can do this. See you soon.


Bobo the fish is making quite a spectacle of himself, Trish W.

Friday Haiku: This is My Floor

Years I polished floors

Started with linoleum

It was a dream job


My career took off

I advanced into hardwoods

Could start a franchise


Then it all ended

Because they got a Roomba

Job went belly up


Elizabeth H., says she has tons of photos of Nikki lounging in his favorite position!

Ready for Your Dance Lesson?

Madame Bunnianka will teach you bubble boogie. First, we shampoo shuffle. Next, we shimmy-shake. Then, we’re ready for celebratory towel tango. And, we end with funky binky!


Bustin’ out the bunny moves with Ant.

Can You See Me Now?

Hi snow lubbers! I’m your tour guide, Frosty Fox, and I’m going to show you around our ski village. Here, is the base of the mountain. Over there, are the ski lifts. To get to the ski lodge go past the sport shop, you’ll see the coffee shop beside it, to the right of the sauna, next to the pizza parlour on the left of the first aid station (I think) just beyond the skating rink before the parking lot.

If you get lost – just follow me!


All whitey then, Ant

Aupossum Bon Pain

Pastries put up a good fight – but I def-eated ‘em!


Everyone is going to start singing I Ate Too Moishe, Anne L. who says “Apparently, this opossum broke into the bakery, snorted up some pastries and was too full to run away!”

[Cracks Knuckles, Waggles Fingers]

Ladies and gentlemen, I shall now play for you, “Take Me Back to Ol’ Virginny”!


Does Lolo prefer Fur Elise, Alisha V.?

Skzzznnnxxxzzz

Honey, wake up. I heard a noise. I’m afraid to go down there and check it out.


We always knew ferrets were spineless, Sonja

OK, No More For That Guy!

At parties, Malcolm was always the first one to get totally slothed.


This new bebeh sloth is the life of the party at the Sloth Sanctuary. Get your Sloth Overload on over at the new Sloth Action site by Brinke G.!

Daring Duo

We dare you.

We double dare you.

We double dog dare you.

We double black dog dare you.

We double black dog’s buddy dare you!


And 5 years later they’re still at it according to Heather N. Photos via Art Jonak and DogsTrust