Friday Haiku: Never Let U Go

Friday Haiku’s back

CO haiku without u

Would only be haik


Hugs to (((Fung.leo)))

The Latest ExeCUTEive Must-Have

Go ahead, be late for meetings. Deliver overdue reports. Delete the wrong file. Spill coffee on the copier!

Simply add a kitten to your workspace and forget about the rat race!

Order now to receive this kitten decatastrophe decoy decoration for all your job related calamities.


Ah, the old kitten ploy. Works every time.


Sender-inner Jess D. says, “This is Baby Miracle, yes that’s her name!” Because, against all odds, Baby Miracle survived a very rough start in life. Photos by Dylan K.

Who Am I to Argue With Fate?

I was going to fetch the newspaper. I was. Really. But then the cat curled up on my lap.

And you know what they say about letting sleeping cats lie.


Rebecca S., Frazier the cat is Max the dog’s labor saving device.

A Cute Attack

Long term exposure to the cute results in what scientists are calling Acute Cutephoria, which can cause gasping, increased heart rate, gasping, decreased brain function and gasping, resulting in gasping.


Teddy takes our breath away, Candice B.

Flying By the Seat of Our Squirrel Pants

OMG we’re all gonna die!

Nnnnneeeeeooooowwwwwrrrrmmm!


Penny says, “Eject! Eject!” Say it in a li’l high-pitched voice, Mark S.

Wear These Booties and You’ll Never Be Afraid of Tiled Floors Again

Wow, I feel braver already. I used to be afraid of tiled floors. They’re slippery! Now, any tiles mess with me and there will be consequences!


The part of Pup in Boots is being played by Quincy Bean, Bryn S.’s Boston Terrier.

Meanwhile, Back in Wonderland

Whooooo tooka my hookah? Was it YOOOU?


Very curious indeed, Ant and Kat Z. who might like us to think there are some bugs cuter than puppies!

So Glad You Asked!

Why do dogs chase their tails?


Well you see, realistically, they have self image issues which also accounts for their lack of appreciation for mirrors. Philosophically, it could of course be a question of ethics, but by nature, dogs are conspicuous in their absence of moral reason, or any other kind of reason. Therefore, we can assume they are idealists and everyone knows idealists are easy!

There you are. Any better ideas?

So glad we were able to help, Bardi the Boxer and Jona G.

Let’s Start By Teaching Him How to Keep Everyone Awake at Night

Look, this whole “baby” thing really soils the solid reputation of miscreance that we worked so hard to create and maintain.

Yes, I rather liked being associated with something that was clearly focused on its core principles; i.e. spreading neuroses, insolence and fur.


Fivl, (2 weeks old here) lays on his changing pad along with two furkids FuiFui (the grey one) and Milkshake (the white one). Third time’s the charm, eh, Vladmir C.?

Your Ice Cream or Your Life!

Here, take my ice cream! Just please don’t hurt me!


Bella Lightning Bolt says, “Bill H., yer just lucky ya weren’t eatin’ a Twinkie.”