Dear Acorns,

It’s offishe… we’re breaking up. I always wanted someone more fulfilling and I have found the perfect match. We’re going to be together for a long, long time.

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Via Reddit, crust me.

Good Luck With That

Faith an’ beghorra, laddies! I confess! I am a leprechaun! ‘Tis true!! An’ I’ll be leadin’ ye to my pot o’ gold! Yes indeed! First, a wee jig ta celebrate, loike this!

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Via Bored Panda.

Grumble, Grumble, Grumble

(Cliff Clavin voice) Ya see, it’s actually a little known fact that, eh, a group of pugs is known by us in the know-it-all profession to be called a “grumble”. It’s true.

OK! With that, we are bringing this adorable grumble of pugs back out for an encore presentayshe!

Fave Frame:

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As seen on YouTube from The Fabulous Pug Models.

Pretty Smart

So, it took 864 pages just to tell me I am what I am?

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Via Boing Boing.

This Bun’s For You

Some bunnies want to binky

Some want to hop

Some want to be wallpaper

On your desktop.

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More to choose from at Microsoft wallpapere’s.

Oh, The Possibilities

Look at these two. Y’know, they look like should have their own show on TV. What kind of show would they be? Odd Couple? Buddy Cops? Whodunnit? (yukyukyuk) Sit!-com? Late Night? Interior Remodeling? Looney Tunes? Hmmm…? (grabs bowl of popcorn).

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Via Daily Picks and Flicks. Did a little research and found out these two are Bogey the pup and Hogan the hoomin.

AWWWW-TERS!

Newborn aww-ters! Three newborn aww-ters! Two girls and a boy!
Aaand, this is when Cute Overload becomes Cute Ovarysplode. Fine. Best to just go with it. Resistance is futile.

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Via their proud Mom, Freyja, the North American River Otter rescued as a pup in Florida, and Zooborns. More cuteness at Pueblo Zoo.

Flashback Friday

The National Adopt-a-Rescued-Guinea-Pig-Month of March continues with a submishe from sender-inner, Mara V., and her guinea pig, Sanne. Mara, has anyone ever said you like someone famous? Oh and, matchingks! (singsong).

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“This is me, age 5, with my Guinea Pig, Sanne. I got her for Christmas and a few days later I woke up to a little baby guinea pig sitting next to her. She was pregnant and we never knew! It was the best surprise ever.” -Mara V.

Polah Beah Cuteh Patooteh

Hear that? Listen … … It’s the soft pittah pattah of bebbeh polah beah paws …

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Zookeepers in Novosibirsk, Russia, report that mama, Gerda, brought her 4 month old cub out of their den for the first time on March 6.

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No one knows if the cub is a boy or a girl, and Gerda’s not ready to share yet.

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This summer, there will be a special contest held for local residents to choose the little bear’s name.

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Er, that gives us a great head start, doesn’t it? Nobody said we can’t have our own naming fun. And, we can plan a trip to the Novosibirsk Zoo! And, we can squee over “our” bebbeh polah beah, that we named, the best name of all in the whole world! Right?!

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“Gerda the polar bear and her baby peek out from their den at the Zoo in Novosibirsk, Russia. The cub was born in December.” Photos By Ilnar Salakhiev/Associated Press.

Comedy of Eeyores

I loff Donkey, and Donkey loffs me. Donkey just, doesn’t know it yet.

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“Kobie is the dog and Fay is the Donkey. They are really good friends.” Via Deviantart.

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