Friday Haiku: HI THERE!

Seven cups a day

My blood type is espresso

And I feel grande’!


Perk ya later, Jason Lazerda.

The Pitter-Patter of Defeat

Mah feets. Mah feets so beeg. Y’know whut that means?  That means I will never be abuls to find cute shoooes to wear! [little sob]


Maybe my feet are normal and everybody else’s are freakishly small.


From Stefanie K. and her well-balanced, Mango.

Mini Threatdown

You may have seen them around.


Spotting a threat can be a difficult task.


Take them seriously! If you know what’s good for you…


Contact may cause serious personal squeeing.


The world just got a little more squeeeee-ier.


Another hum-dinger from Ant! The back-story is this tiny flyer survived an impact, with help from a human friend and a dog.
Peeps, do you see the dog?!

“Anybody hooome?” [looks up and down, eye capsule twitch]


“Well hel-LO!” …ehhhn. Just …out …of …reach. [crazed stare]


(Crai!) “Don’t make me come in there!”


“GIVE ME MY NUT!” [makes grabby hand]


Unnamed, you are so lucky you weren’t a-salted!

A Match Made in Heaven,

With a detour in the deep blue sea. Sealed with a kiss! Oh my cod!


Via Pawnation, where you can dive right in to the story!

Presenting the Great Hairy Maru-dini!

Looks at Maru, looks at box, looks back at Maru. [Thinks yeahriiightnoway!]

Oooh! Gasp! (swish swish) Ahhh! (squish) Applause!

Please add postage and mail to my house, Mugumogu!

Caturday Breakfast in Bed

And how would you like your kittens?

Over Easy?


Sunny Side Up?


Hard Boiled?


Or Scrambled?


Breakfast is the most important squee of the day, Whitney R., Yoko T., Gerard,  Piter de W.’s Frysian kittens – Teun, Bram (the orange one) and Saar.

Tonight’s the Knight

Greetings. I am Sir Archibald Arthur, your knight-in-ye-olde-armadillo-armor. Far and wide across the land I dost win fairest lady’s affections! For behold, indeed I be always ready for the ball! (rolls up into a ball)


Huzzah, Andouille!

Groggy Goggie

Anh, looks like the tryptophan fairy has visited again.


Sandra knows how to sleep a puppy off its feet!

Stethoscopophobia

Doc! I’m too young to die! I wanna live! I got plans. Big plans!

Woe is meee! Cold. So cooold.


Oh, the cute indignity of it all, Ant !