Friday Haiku: Monkey See, Monkey Do

Oh pretty monkey

You are beautiful like me

Here’s a big, wet kiss


It’s good to have a positive self-image, Kirt T.

We Only Want Justice

Reported incidents of squeeing are on the rise! We must be vigilant! Are you able to identify which of the bad boys in this lineup made you squee? Just take your time, take your time.


Do any of the suspicious characters in this lineup stand out to you? It’s OK to snitch!


Would you like to press charges, Neatorama Facebook and Robyn A.?

Only Slightly Mad

What does wet kitty see that we don’t see?

Something is there.

What does wet kitty hear that we can’t hear?

What is in the air?

Maybe it’s the floating pixie fairies.

On pitying wings.

Maybe they tell wet kitties what to do.

Dark, sinister things!

So if you ever bathe your kitty,

You better bet,

The little voices are calling to it,

Telling wet kitty not to destroy you …yet.


The pixies made him do it, Steveislegend

Okay, class, get your utensils ready

You need to melt some white chocolate and butter. Just melt a bunch. Because you’re going to make a double batch. Now get a biiig bowl. Dump in some flour. Get a big bag of chocolate chips. Stir it all together. You want it nice and fluffy without being too gooey. Sorry if I don’t know exact measurements. It’s an old recipe I got from my mother. Now spoon 18 dollops of dough. Savor the goodness while still warm.


Droooool, Cutest Paw!

Friday Haiku: Call Scotland Yard

Do something before

Cat the Ripper strikes again

We’re safe, he’s wiped out


That’s how he rolls, Cranberrycocktail

Your Worst Fear

Drop-in visits from those nutty neighbors, Milt and Viv!


Suuu-prise, Lilly!

What’s a Jellie’s Favorite Song?

“Feelers, nothing more than feelers, trying to forget my, feelers of looove.

Feelers! Wooo-oo-o feelers! Woo-oo, feel you, again in my arms!”

Woah Jellyman, Super Jolly

Dramatic Pug!

AY! WHAT’RE YOU DOING?!

Nnnoth-iiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiing!?

Guilty Gus goes, “Gulp!”, jjberry41081

When We Were Very Young

Halfway down the stairs

is a stair where I sit.

There isn’t any

other stair

quite like it.


Christopher Robin played by 9 week old Siberian Husky. Thanks to AA Milne and Chairfight.

How Do You Serve Peegs?

We serve ‘em in cups. In a cup with the right cream, mmmm nice.


Deleesh, Pacifist!