Black Friday Haiku

Must have doorbusters

The madness of Black Friday

Get ready set go

Don’t delay act now

Supplies are all running out

Flying off the shelves

We have what you want

What you really really want

Give thanks for CO!

♪ ♫ “Shoppers rush home with their treasures…” ♪ ♫, Katie K.

Oh Sorry, Are You Trying to Work?

For all you diligent, reliable, trusty workers, who are holding down the fort today.
Here’s a little company for you!
They will be more than happy to help you pretend to look busy, check what goodies are left in the break room and sneak in a nap!


Mini micromanagers from Mae D.

Pudgy Pudgy Cute Cute

Mama, Mama! I don’t have to be fuzzy fuzzy to be cute cute!


Hippo hippo hooray for The Telegraph, Parry Gripp and every rare pygmy hippo!

Why Not Try a New Thanksgiving Tradition

This time of year, families gather for the traditional feast. And every family has those weird dishes that only appear at Thanksgiving. This coati mundi says no feast is complete without ears, delectabuls ears.

Fave Frame:


OMG a fennec fox AND a coati mundi AND a pomeranian, ignoramusky! Really you shouldn’t have.

Mothers Are the Same Everywhere

Full of spit-baths and advice: Hold your head up, smile, don’t slouch, and never wear white shorts over your polka-dot underwear.

Fave Frame:


Johanna S. spotted this video for us! And look out for the matching kitty at 1:05!

SS Bunny Barge

Tugboat bunny to Captain: Time to tow you in, SS Iron Bottom. You are listing to one side!


Miss Kim H. had a bunny, the bunny had a bell (singsong)…

Caturday Cliffhanger

Wha-wazzat. I fleetlingly glimpsed something. I shall freeze and stare for a while.


Where did it go? Was it just my imagination? Are there alien creatures invading mai house?


I must investigate. Against insurmountable odds I shall sssquuueeeeezzze!


Almost there. Oh the suspense is terrible!


There it is again! Sooo, we meet at last, mythical creature thingy!


And suddenly, at the very last second …

(Suspenseful music! Dramatic pause! FADE OUT)
And now we go to the break.


Smilla will be back (maybe, maybe not) after this word from our sponsors, Henrik and Jenny J.

Commence Operation Snorfersnorfs

Stand aside or prepare to be snorfed! It’s feedin’ time!


Today is a good day to be snorfed by, The Telegraph!

Friday Haiku: Turtles, Start Your Engines!

Nestled in the sand

Dig out and race for our lives

To the sea, our home


Go, turtles, go, via Redditor Colsey C.

One Week ’til We Stuff Our Cheeks

In order to be prepared, only salads starts now!

Buddy up with a hamster if you have to!

This little hammie is already talkin’ turkey – gobble, gobble, gobble. Domo arigato, Yamashitamasita.

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