Possum Poll Sum

Everybody can settle down now. Your votes have been calculated. Thank you.

POSSUM PITA OMG
Our accounting team and gathered pompoussumus dignitaries do declare:
At first you were like sweeet! Then you were like woah. Then you were like sweeeeet!

Res-cute Possum!
One Board Member was quoted to say; “You want a rule, People? Possums Rule!”

I'm still at the CPS (Cute Possum Stage). Just give me a month until it's ankle-biting Central
Exhibits A, B and C brought to you by Mary C.OTLM and Nokie’s Gang.

My, my, what have we here

Somebody brought cupcakes to the CO office kitchen today! [sing song]

There’s one left! Who wants it?!

Raisin is a cupcake that can lick her own frosting. Baked by Mark M.

sMOOch!

At the cowzbah we make beautiful moozik together under the moonlight!


She’s a heart headed mooman, Anita F.

THIS JUST IN! Sender-Inner Mie just wrote moments ago: “Oh my, oh my oh my. Pyrit just posted a pic of a calf with a heart on his/her forehead. I seem to have taken a pic of that calf’s momma, see attached.”

WAIT—Can possums be cute?

We’ve been vacillating in a quagmire of indecision for too long!

Help us, alert readers: are possums cute enough to deserve a Rule of Cuteness, or are they gnarly little ankle-biters!?

Even this possum seems a little on the fence about it.

Can possums be cute, pet photographer Mimi B.? Sender-inner PJ M. is undecided. Second photo by animal advocate Jessica B.

You Will Pay Fo Dis!

Hewwo. My name is Tiger Montoya. Dis better not be my Daddy!


Faux sho’, Wendy C.

Mr. Caturday Cat

Mr. Caturday Cat requires your salutations before you can begin your Caturday.

(everybody bow, say hello, pat hims head, offer roasted salmon nicoise platters)

Caturday Cat is pleased with your shameless groveling. You may begin your Caturday nao.


We are not worthy, Johanna S.

Invasion of the Doggy Snatchers

The doggy snatchers always wait until their victims are asleep. There’s nothing to be afraid of. It’s painless. It’s good. Come. Sleep.


Feel free to quake in terror, Michelle S.

Twice Upon a Time in a Land Far, Far Away

Many strange legends are told of the land down under, but none so strange as the story of the koala twins. You see, koala twins are rare. Rarer than a wombat in a billabong, Ugg boots in the Outback, lips on a platypus, a dingo in the old gum tree!

It all began when the Aussie hinterland heard an unfamiliar sound…

It was a sound like one never heard before. Had we known how deeply we would squee, we would’ve obeyed our first impulse and walked away with our hearts intact.


Fair dinkum to Chris H. for this incredible photo essay.

The heartwarming back story: “Hi, It is not common for a Koala to bear twins, and regrettably in this instance the Mum was struck and killed by a passing car. Fortunately, the driver stopped, and took the mother to the local vet – where it was discovered she had these twins in her pouch. It’s so nice to see a story that has a happy ending in these troubled times that we live in. Taking care of others is a great way to forget about our own problems and difficulties!”

Honey!

The tongue on our new dishwasher is too small!

We’ll need to get at least a dozen more!

You’re all washed up, Kira S.

Be Considerate of Others!

Don’t leave comfy cushions laying around on the floor.

Somebody could slip and fall!

Quite a shocking code violation, Catherine M.