Someone’s Gotta Do It

First the bad news: You seem to have a fuzz ball stuck in your zipper.
Now the good news: For five bucks I’ll be happy to remove it for you.


Meet Dennis, Emma B.’s zippurr zombie.

[And now meet Emma, who likes Tim Gunn, wee Dennis and something on toast.]

Get offa my lawn!

Woah! I am the keeper of this fine fescue grassland if ya don’t mind! Ya dadblamed whippersnapper!

Hey, come back. I’m not done with you. Hmph! Oh lookie a worm.


Loraine H. says, “This is Aureliano Auditore, the baby mockingbird we rescued from our backyard.”

School’s Out For Hamster!

Yesss! I see The Last Day of School on my calendar. We learned so much we get the summer off. I hope the teacher keeps studying. Then maybe she’ll ask less questions next year!


Minju is very classy, Juliana W.

Every Garden Should Have One

Tigger discovers birdy vending machine. Very useful for the busy cat on the go. Tigger puts in monies and makes his selection.


Teh birdy dispensing unit took Tigger’s monies but no birdy dropped out!

Oh noes! Now it’s a venting machine…


Uh-oh. Tigger has turned it into one of those “claw-grabber” machines!


Got any spare change, Richard P.?

[Richard says Tigger was only just doing some research for House Hunters International--these units do not have en-suites. --Mod]

Puffy Powers Are Go!

Faster than a speeding puff pastry!


Chicklet teh Squirrel was rescued by Heather and photographed by Lynn T. Chicklet suffered head trauma as a baby and is half the size of other grey squirrels but twice as round (even though she’s on a strict diet.) Chicklet’s admirers call her the ‘Perfectly Spherical Squirrel.’

Ay, you lookin’ at me?

Meet our new “associate”: The Godfotter.


“Botter bing, botter boom”, Eric T.

All Hands on Decapod

Captain Clawde be pinchin’ yer teapots!

Yer booty’s up fer crabs, sender-inner Danielle R.

Coo Coo Squirrel

“I am a pigeon and not a squirrel. Coo-coo! I’m a pigeon with a rare fluffy tail disorder. Coo-coo! And did I mention I’m not a squirrel? Coo-coo! Please take me in. I want to carry vital information to spies across enemy lines. I want to poop on things. Coo-coo!”


This flying squirrel wannabe via Ant’s Quality Foraged Links

New Pork Tock Exchange

Tock Market report:

Tocks are not very active today, assets will be ending down on unusual volume.


This little piggy went to market, Claire H.

It’s the EEK! onomy

The stick market is crumbling!


Thanks for going out on a limb, Sara M.