Here’s the perfect spot
We’ll pick flowers, fly a kite
Spread out the blanket
Hope it doesn’t rain, Nehama V.
Have We Got Bad News For You
May 24, 2012 By 83 Comments
Thanks for the weather, Biff. Now the local headlines.
Spectacular back-to-back super moon and solar eclipse enthrall thousands!
In other news, police are baffled by recent spate of widespread disorderly behaviour.
Our cuteporter is on the scene:
Because I’m bad, I’m bad…
You know it, (really, really bad)
Yes, I’m bad, I’m bad,
Come on, you know I’m bad,
Really, really bad,
Yes, I’m bad, bad, bad.
Bad, bad, really bad,
And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again, Who’s Bad . . , Mary L.?
Everybody Ready?
May 23, 2012 By 30 Comments
Put your hands on the monitor in front of you!
OK, get in line it’s Conga time! Follow de hamstah!
One, two, three, kick! One, two, three, kick, Caitlin R.!
Horse sense, of course, of course.
May 21, 2012 By 26 Comments
You can lead a gift horse of a different color to change its spots midstream but you can’t make him shut the barn door.
You can hold your horses but you can’t make ‘em drink, jurvetson.
Tattle Tale of Two Pups
May 20, 2012 By 23 Comments
One day Puptot and Pupteen were playing outside when Puptot said, “Time out! I have an itch!”
Puptot scratched the itch, “Ugh. I can’t reach it! Will you scratch my back, Pupteen?”
So Pupteen thought, “Ah, it’s such a nice day. I think I’ll tease Puptot.”
“You have an itch? UH OH. You know what that means. Mom’s gonna give you a bath! And shave you! And put stinky lotion on you!”
(“Heh, heh, heh”)
“Moooooooooooooooooooooom!”
Luckily, Mom was nearby, and being loving and wise like good Moms everywhere she said, “Oh dear. I’m so glad you told me. Looks like I will have to give you a bath and shave you and put goo on you and dip you in sugar and pop you in my mouf and eat you right up!”
We’ll scratch your back if you scratch ours, pauxcide.
We Reinvented the Box!
May 19, 2012 By 45 Comments
Oh noes, this is like the worst thing that could happen to us!
Dude, kittens in trashcans are like, clinically proven to be cuter.
You know whut, we’ve reinvented the box!
Hey I wonder why this hasn’t caught on before.
Momo, Chimi, are right, boxes are just too …square, Casey.
Friday Haiku: Lawn Ranger
May 18, 2012 By 52 Comments
How do you like my
Invisible lawn mower
I earn allowance
Looks like he might need a machete, Peter L.
New Cooking Show Cast Announced
May 18, 2012 By 35 Comments
In an incredible new twist, everybody’s favorite cooking show, Grrrillin’!, will be partnering with the Munchkins next season!
We were able to sneak into rehearsals and snap this photo of the newest cast member.
Steve, the Corgi, can put his pants on, really fast, Ant.
Breakfast of cHAMpions!
May 17, 2012 By 8 Comments
You better eat your blorpberries so you can grow up to be big and strong like Lillian here.
You might also get your picture on Cute Overload!
Gee, that’s just swell, Erin M.!
Cute, Until His Midnight Snack
May 16, 2012 By 30 Comments
Aw, if you’re going to wake up an adorable little gremlin fruit bat in the middle of its’ night, one little snack wouldn’t hurt, right?
Fruit bats are also known as Megabats, or Flying Foxes. How about a nice Waldorf Salad or Ambrosia, Allison D.?
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