April Fools 2012

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Golly Gee Whiz, I Sure Love Being A Dog!

Larry Loopner, 4/1/2012

Absurdly Happy Dog

Boy oh boy, is it awesome being a dog or what? I get my own little house out in the cold and rain, and every day someone ties a rope to my neck and watches me go to the bathroom! And the food — don’t get me started on how good that is!

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Why This Little Piggy Went To Market

Porker Swineheardt, 4/1/2012

CEO, The Sty Exchange

Look, friends, there’s no big bad wolf on Wall St. This is the time to go whole hog and buy up some shares. I have some recommendations that are sure to be long term successes for your porkpholio; and I promise not to be a boar.

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Mushka Lumpkingstein, 4/1/2012

Doctoral Candidate Feline/Canine Studies

Long is the conflict between dogs and cats, yet we are seeing a trend in friendships among dogs and cats. Are we moving closer to a cultural understanding? It may be time to put our differences aside.

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the five foods you should never eat


So Who’s a Pretty Boy, Then?

Jo-Jo, 4/1/2012

Media Director, So Who’s A Pretty Boy Then Foundation

Ooooooh! chk-chk-chk-chk! So who’s a pretty boy, then? Is it you? Is it you? chk-chk-chk-chk! Ooooooh! Pretty boy, pretty boy! chk-chk-chk-chk! So who’s a pretty boy, then? Oooooooh!

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Packer Hoofyfoot, 4/1/2012

Student, Ranchero Learning Lab School

I used to be the kid all the other kids picked last to play soccer. I wasn’t asked to parties or invited to reindeer games, either. That is, until I started Spit Club. I found the thing I was really good at, plus it’s pretty gross, and kids just started flocking to join.

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It Is Time To End Discrimination Against Evil

Maurice von Doom, 4/1/2012

CEO, League of Evil, Inc.

It is saddening that, in these enlightened times, people who commit acts of evil continue to be shunned and stigmatized. Where is the tolerance, we wonder? I myself have felt its pernicious effects, the pointed fingers, the whispers and stares, just because I burnt down an orphanage that one time.

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Lawrence Longbody, 4/1/2012

Professional of Financial Studies; Author, Leave It

For those of us who aren’t marsupials, it’s hard to save things. Sure some of us can dig and deposit for use at a later date, but most of us just aren’t that great at saving things for later. Let me teach you a few tricks about the concept of tomorrow. No, it’s not right now.

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Hamione Keutface, 4/1/2012

Popular Style Writer for Cheeks Magazine

Why don’t we stop limiting what we wear based on our age? Life is too short without a little fun and style. Not to be a big ham, but I have some amazing picks for summer fashions that will be appropriate for any age.

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A flatter stomach GUARANTEED


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Lord Humphrey Mumphington, 4/1/2012

World-renowned harrumpher

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Hey, Where Did Mom Go?

Piglette, 4/1/2012

Resident, Murphy’s Farm

Mom was just here a minute ago and now I don’t see her. I’m really hungry and she said something about getting slop and being right back, but I’m a little worried. [shivers]

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Photo Credits: TOP: guinea pig, Zoe B.; dog, Cara H.; orangutan, unknown source; kitten, Stephanie R. – COLUMN ONE: evil cat, Katherine S.; dog with glasses, Treana W.; hamster, Klara S.; harrumph dog, Lisa P.; “where’s mom” piglet, Whisker Snaps Photo; happy dog, Annika K.; “politics” cat, Joyce S.; “business” pig, Claire C.; parakeet, Rachel D.; alpaca, Mary P. COLUMN TWO: cat pulling string, Andrew T.; “It’s Over” cats, Alida W.; horses, Klaus Buchmann (found by Ant); “hide and seek” cat, Jessica C.; cat on clotheslines, Elizabeth V.; hoarding chipmunk, Christine Y.; basketball dog, Cricket; toroise, Hayley L.; gossip squirrels, Stephanie F. COLUMN THREE: floating cat, Ratko V.; necktie dog, Jackson C.; Subway cat, Desiree B.; kitten huffing, Lisa M.; frog, Jamie I.; Peeps, Larissa M.; kitten, Kelly P.; flying squirrel, Miriam S.; mouse on cat, Stacey. ADVERTISEMENTS: pug in pot, Heidi A.; CatMatch cat, Larissa A.; flat-stomach dog, Noah P.; hen, Laurel L.