I’m … I’m really sorry about what happened to your curtains. And the Bentley. And your credit rating. This has never happened to me before — since the last time.

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I’m … I’m really sorry about what happened to your curtains. And the Bentley. And your credit rating. This has never happened to me before — since the last time.

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Oh believe you me, next time my Food Dispenser-Person wants to play a game, I’ll read the directions first.
Right paw on red, left hind leg on head, Stacy.
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It seems the anteater is having the best week ever. Over at Discovery Cove in Orlando, a lesser anteater (only in name!) – or tamandua – was born just a few days ago to mother Cypress. And like any proud ma, Cypress’ first order of business was to carry her adorable freeloader over to get some frame-worthy photos taken.
“Give me junior-prom-date cheesy!”
“Give me artsy-fartsy avant-garde-y!”
“Give me Burt-Reynolds-on-a-bear-skin-rug-circa-1979 hunky!”
“Give me eyelash-less-eyeball-y!”
Again, thanks to Nick G. Photo by Jason Collier, Discovery Cove
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Pushing the envelope on the whole “birds on backs” theme, Mama Bird re-enacts the famous “evacuation of Saigon” photo from the 70’s.

By Petra Z via Pixdaus.
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I’m a tiny little lizard in a great big world, and all I ask for…

… is someone to look up to.

Beautiful shot, Jackie.
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I don’t know about you, but my favorite commercial came from Budweiser. You know the one I mean:
‘WHASSUUUUUUP!’
Oh, really – you say that spot’s from 1999…? Well you can’t expect me to watch the actual game when re-runs of “SVU” are on.
Eh, the commercials were terrible anyway, Elke V.
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People, why are you wasting your precious time making actual cakes for your dog’s birthday when you know all they want is an awesome sausage with a candle in it?

Yanhg, yanhg, yanhg:

Sender-Inner Dorota says her pup Amy is almost a purebred weiner dog but calls her “95% daschund 5% mystery LOL”
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I know ya’ll are busy watching the Who at the Superbowl Halftime show, but in case you were looking for something a litttle less Amerrrrican and something a little more of the crocheted, Japanese, Ukulele variety, settle in for some sweet videos:
Via Boing Boing. Listen to U900 tracks, see pics and watch vids over at their MySpace.
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“This is a GAME OF INCHES. This is NOT the practice wheel, Men, this is the effing SUPERBOWL. Kick off is in five minutes—Now go b***s out to make it the best damn day of your life.”

Kiss your wife like it would be the last time, and GO GO GO!
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Because Teddy is. Pass him a mini Corona Light.
Still 10 more days to the Superbowl and Teddy waits for the SuperBowl and watching Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet at 2pm CDT, by Teddy n TJ Rule the World.
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