Thing Two has taken a chapter from one of Tardar Sauce’s books with THIS look. From Guremike.jp.
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“Forgot to close the lid,” says Redditor k3vbomb.
To: All Employees
From: CuteLabs Security
Due to recent breaches of cuteness protocol, all doors have been upgraded with Rapacity Inhibiting Boundary Inquiry Technology (RIBIT) locks. To gain entry, employees must: 1. Touch key card to panel; 2. Answer random security question posed by RIBIT GuardFrog; 3. Kiss RIBIT GuardFrog to enable DNA matching. Please report sudden transformations to First Aid.
You want some help blowing out the candles? Oh, looks like you’ve got that handled.
(As seen on @Digg.)
I AM A FEARSOME PREDATOR OF THE LATE JURASSIC PERIOD I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW SO STOP GIGGLING AND POINTING YOUR STUPID CAMERAS AND MAKING OOCHIE-GOOCHIE NOISES AT ME! SHOW SOME RESPECT!
Via Karen Westphal.
That Little Bitty Grasshopper DID NOT JUST HIGH FIVE THAT WOMAN. NO, I DID NOT SEE THAT.
UPDATED 3:29pm PT: Look for “The Misadventures Of Grumpy Cat (And Pokey) this fall. The three-issue miniseries will also be compiled into hardcover graphic novel form just in time for Christmas gift giving. Also look for a companion website this summer with new comics each week…deets here.
(Second and third images from MTV.com.)
[Can’t I get ANY sleep around here? I work all day as a livestock/family guardian dog. All I want is a quick nap. But NO.]
K-Man’s hoomin Angela C. was kind enough to send us these shots of Kodie’s FIRST DATE. “Kodie had his first date ever..with a girl name Tinkerbelle. She is a dog model from New York. They were both shy to each other but Kodie was worse. I was pretty embarrassed but we managed to take some photos.”