Meet Beast, a Hungarian sheepdog who happens to 1) Be able to levitate for extended periods, and 2) Owns a pair of hoomins named Zuckerberg. As in The Facebook. Below, Beast takes a nap on top of his other hoomin, Mrs. Z.
As you might have guessed, Beast has his own Facebook page, too.
P.S. Congratulations to the First Couple of Facebook!