Escargot Getcher Own, Pal

To attain true Zen enlightenment, one must be at peace with every creature, even the lowly snail. The true Zen master becomes one with all things, no matter how slimy… HEY! That’s not what I mean by “become one with,” buddy!

Via RocketNews24.



  1. I’ve always wondered if anything could improve on a Shiro Family video. Now I know. It’s NTMTOM.

  2. Ewww! Impending doom for the snailio!!

  3. Snail keeses!!

  4. Do not add salt.

  5. JuliaPequlia says:

    This almost qualifies for inter-species snorgling.

  6. cyberpunkrocker says:

    Tee-hee… I was kissed by a snail!

  7. I swear to gawd they’re all stoned.

  8. @cyberpunkrocker:
    and I liked it,
    the taste of her cherry chapstick.
    I kissed a snail just to try it,
    I hope Shiro don’t mind it.
    It felt so wrong,
    it felt so right.
    Don’t mean I’m in love tonight.
    I kissed a snail and I liked it

    I’m sure this isn’t the first time “girl” has been replaced by something else for this song, but I had to do it anyway. 🐱

  9. That’s a brave snail. It didn’t even try to retreat into it’s shell. Shiro’s powerful zen presence must inspire confidence.

  10. *removes apostrophe* I hate when I do that.

  11. Who knew snails liked to snorgle?? 🙂

  12. @Dee……I died laughing at your comment. I totally agree.