Assassin’s Squeed

From out of the fluid streams of Time they come without warning: the dreaded Kitty Assassins. Stealth is their weapon. Silence their code. String their nemesis. Catnip their… Whoa, now I can’t stop thinking about string. Lots of string. Big balls of string, single threads of string crawling across the yard, just string everywhere, man, that would be awesome. Wait, what were we talking about?



  1. Rhonda B says:

    Very cute! The kitty whisker pouches, the tailios, and the little capes kilt me!

  2. hmm .. I think NTMTOM is *cough* Stringing us out

  3. i am guessing the real Assassin’s Creed games do not have a kitten option? Those little kitties were adorable! I wonder how hard it was during filming for their targets to resist petting and playing with them.

  4. I’m pretty sure CUTE is their weapon. This was fantastic.

  5. Saffron says:

    The Violence tag cracked me up. 😀

  6. I’m probably showing my age here but I couldn’t help but think “EWOKS” the whole time!

  7. elishab says:

    Great Video! Best laugh I’ve had today…I would hire those lil’ kits in a minute to take care of “my” enemies…….

  8. Mikeyfur says:

    They can squee me to death anytime they want. Funny to see tags for “kittens” and “violence” in the same post.

  9. You know cats are always plotting something.

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  11. Starfish says:

    Maybe Ubisoft can patch these guys into a future game.

    Honestly, I’m surprised there aren’t more games starring kittehs.

  12. murkle46 says:

    A programmer of the game commented that a playable kitten character wasnt possible,because it would increases the amount of program code by 50%.