“I Do. And So Does The Alpaca.”

Wanna get married in The Big J? If you can afford the air fare, you might want to check out this wedding hall in Tochigi Prefecture on the island of Honshu. You can arrange to have an Alpaca as a witness to your vows. (What? No Pikachu riding on its back?)

The RN24 article says no, there’s no little-known Shinto or Buddhist thing that mentions Alpacas as good luck.

The brides and grooms just think it’s Cute. See, some things need no translation.




  1. Sophinboots says:

    Ooh I would hug him so much I would get lost in the floof

  2. Tiberia says:

    What? No spitting????

  3. Ooo looks like they dipped him in fabric softener. Very pretty. One question: poop?

  4. Jendeyan says:

    He’s so floofy I could just die! *ded*

  5. Looks super soft *dreamy eyes*

  6. Alice Shortcake says:

    He looks like a cloud on four short fat legs, but I too would be a bit worried about the possibility of poop…

  7. You forget this is the Big J. They’ve genetically engineered their wedding Alpacas to poop rainbows and skittles.

  8. 260Oakley says:

    “Speak now or forever hold your fleece.”

  9. Good grief, Oakley, HOW do you come up with apt, perfect puns every time?!?! You must have a Ph.D. in hilarious wordplay! (sound of loud cheers and applause)

  10. @gizmo Oh. Then it’s all good. 🌈

  11. Saffron says:

    I dunno, you are not supposed to wear white to a wedding; only the bride can. Yet this ‘pac has ignored that. Miss Manners would be appalled. 😀

  12. Any wedding that has an alpaca in it is gonna overflow with good luck.