My Croak Is My Passport. Verify Me

To: All Employees
From: CuteLabs Security

Due to recent breaches of cuteness protocol, all doors have been upgraded with Rapacity Inhibiting Boundary Inquiry Technology (RIBIT) locks. To gain entry, employees must: 1. Touch key card to panel; 2. Answer random security question posed by RIBIT GuardFrog; 3. Kiss RIBIT GuardFrog to enable DNA matching. Please report sudden transformations to First Aid.


Via Reddit.



  1. fka WaldenPond says:

    *said in a squished, squeaky voice* ‘Would someone kindly open the door? I have been here like this since Jerry from accounting left last night. Thanks’

  2. Guard Frog. ROFLOL

  3. Martine says:

    Very Super Duper High Tech! ❤

  4. Mikeyfur says:


  5. He’s obviously quite serious about the job; I suspect the right kiss would turn him into a CEO instead of a prince.

  6. Vidstone says:

    Ahhh! This headline is a reference to the Sneakers movie starring Robert Redford, Dan Akroyd, Sydney Poitier, the late River Phoenix, Annet Benning (among others! “My voice is my passport, verify me.” Huge point s for Cute Overload!!! “Me CounT as toy!” <– it's an anagram.

  7. Melissa says:

    Vidstone, you beat me to it! Tip of the hat to NTMTOM for the headline. Mr. McFrogster the GuardFrog is adorable.

  8. Vidstone says:

    Thanks, Melissa! It was the first thing I thought of. “I’d really lie to hear you say the word ‘ribbit’.”

  9. Love that movie, great ensemble casting. combination of what, 6 oscars and 20 nominations, including the cameos.

    Ironic that the youngest cast member is no longer with us.

  10. Malinki says:

    Be a beacon.

  11. murkle46 says:

    The Frog King wonders where Lemmingwinks has gotten off to.

  12. Sneakers reference makes any post better. I hope the poor froggy wasn’t getting squished.

  13. elishab says:

    Mike, Mike, Mike…….what talent you have. Too bad your wasting it on cute photos and such……… 😉

  14. Melewen says:

    Is he the guard frog for Setec Astronomy? Or would that be revealing too many secrets?