Headline THIS: My God, It’s Full Of Stars!

Haven’t done a Headline THIS in awhile because we forgot about it we haven’t. But that’s all changed now! Take your best shot, thanks to the US Department of Interior Twitter (surely a first time source here) via Maureen P.

We’ll update the post with our favorite headline around 3pm PT. And we’re back, with an updated post headlined by Myadestes. (Don’t get the reference? Check it out, it’s a gas.)




  1. OMG a bear really DOES —t in the woods!

  2. “New Harper Lee book provokes shock in bird community as speculation runs wild on which species is next on her hit list.”

  3. Cari Sullivan says:

    ♫ “Owl be seeing you in all the old familiar places…” ♫

  4. Adoring fans gather for concert headlined by The Who.

  5. EEK! Hoomins!

  6. OMG! Look at the size of that cricket!

  7. Our socks don’t match!

  8. Sugar vinas says:

    Sugar Free gummy bears do what to your intestinal tract?!

  9. OMG you voted for WHOOOOOO?

  10. First Hypnotists United meeting of the year produces brain freeze

  11. “What an eye opener!”

  12. The Eyes Have It: The Inalienable Right To Be Cute Passes In Historic Vote

  13. Marianne H says:

    Maru NOOOOOO!!!!

  14. Jerri Mariott says:

    Put another band around our ankles…PLEASEEEEE!!!!!

  15. “OMG! We’re on Cute Owlverload!”

  16. GALILEO!!..galileo!..GALILEO!..galileo!

  17. The Hootersons caught up to the Red Wedding on Netflix last night.

  18. Knock Knock
    “Who’s there?”
    “Doctor Who?”
    Doctor Who?

  19. What!? When!? Where!? Why!?

  20. Mr. Greenjeans says:


  21. It took us all WAY more than three licks!

  22. I can’t believe we’re gonna meet the actor who played Hedwig!

  23. A crowd of spectators is told that The Weepies are going back on tour this year.

  24. “We’re going to HOGWARTS?!”

  25. “Harry’s celebrity proved quite a distraction for the majority of the baby owl choir during his attempts to lead rehearsal”

  26. @@Mr. Greenjeans—my thoughts exactly! RUSSELL!?!? Next year.

  27. LOL Cute

  28. Kim’s photos were photoshoped????!!!!

  29. Bubblemama says:

    Whaddya’ mean you’re out of mouse brownies?!?!?!!!!!111


  31. myadestes says:

    My God, it’s full of stars!


  33. So *that’s* how long it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop!

  34. TheIglets says:

    NTMTOM is a GIRL?!!

  35. Mine! Mine! Mine!

  36. CritterMama says:

    “Rango! Rangoooo! We are gathered here today to immortalize in song, the life and untimely death of a great legend.”

  37. McBeckerson says:

    Superb Owl sports fans 4th quarter face.

  38. Cyndie Chen says:

    Ohhhhhhhhhh, the Claw!!

  39. Pop quiz?! TODAY?!

  40. HA-lle-luja! HA-lle-luja, halleluja, halleluja!

  41. Owl-elujah!
    Owl-elujah. Owl-elujah. Owl-elllluuujjaahh.

  42. Steve Chassaing says:

    We didn’t do it! No, he did. No I didn’t! Just want some noshable nums.

  43. All I can think of is Despicable Me…. “The Claw!!!”

  44. otis skittlehead says:

    put your right foot in, take your right foot out and you shake it all about…

  45. The Original Jane says:

    “The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.”

  46. Mark Belanger says:

    @Amy for the win!

  47. What a hoot!

  48. @Marianne H, I can just Maru heading for their space, pantaloons first!

  49. erikainhb says:

    I know I’m late to the party (work system blocks posting) but wanted to throw this in anyway…..

    Party People!!!!!! We’re kickin the flow….and it goes like this….. (W)Hoot there it is! (W)Hoot there it is!

  50. Way up top, Becky Black! Thank you! 😀

  51. “Whoooooooooooooooooo are you?

  52. katie klamerus says:

    The claw!

  53. We want to beak free!!!!!

  54. Hey, Hey, we’re the Hooters!

  55. I’m the next contestant on the Price is Right!?!

  56. Oh my god, it’s Friday!

  57. …Fa…So…La…Ti……DO!!!!!!!

  58. How cute!!!!

  59. “I can’t believe Chris gave her a rose”

  60. WOW! Humans!