The Aliens Are Among Us

Reports indicate their boxlike ships have landed in key metro areas throughout the world: Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Melbourne, and Des Moines. The craft are usually marked “Amazon.com” or some other type of online retailer. The creatures are small, furry, and are distinguished by rather large eyes and a steely, piercing stare. If you see one of these creatures, please call your local police department ASAP.

Your cooperation is appreciated.

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(Reddit.)

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Comments

  1. One landed on my lap last night-scariest moment of my life.

  2. Judy Beebe says:

    I surrender!!!

  3. Thank the Lord, let the invasion begin!

  4. OMG, it’s a tribble! Run for your lives (so I can scoop up this tiny morsel and pop him in my mouf for safe keeping)! 🙂

  5. Emmberrann says:

    Brinke, you’re catching up to the Master: I love this post!
    Take you to my leader? Sure. Wait, that’s you.

  6. Tootless has arrived!!!

  7. Oooooops sorry, I meant Toothless. 🙂

  8. cyberpunkrocker says:

    Remember seeing this picture years ago… but still, it is the most beautiful and adorable picture of a black kitteh I’ve ever seen. Reminds me of my late Laku (although he wasn’t as fluffy)

  9. A Tribble with eyes 🙂

  10. One Skunk Todd says:

    Susuwatari!

  11. Blue Footed Booby says:

    @One Skunk Todd
    Just what I was about to say.

  12. I believe this is the “I can haz mouf?” cat from cheezburger…classic. 🙂

  13. “I for one welcome our new feline overlords.”

  14. One of these landed at my house about five years ago. I’ve been keeping the floof to myself, but it looks like reinforcements have landed.

  15. There were critters like that in “Spirited Away” or somesuch movie….

  16. I had to look up susuwatari. I had no clue. and One Skunk Toldd and Blue Footed Booby are right! That is obviously what this is. And now I want one. Or twelve. The dust bunnies under my bed aren’t nearly as cute.

  17. Sorry….One Skunk Todd.

  18. I LUF this cat! Those eyes!! Omee gosh too much!!!

  19. I, for one, welcome our Soot Sprite overlords… *thud*

  20. Soot Sprite!!

  21. At last!!! I have been waiting for a long time. I long to serve these Masters of the Universe. Hope there are enough to go around because I intend to hoard a few. Long live the Floof Masters!!!

  22. AWW 😀 I would enjoy being this dear sweet black kitty’s owner a.k.a. servant 😀