Diver Advisory Cautionary Warning Alert!

Due to the combined effects of acid rain, global warming, fracking runoff, radioactive fallout, burst sewage pipelines, and motor oil poured down storm drains, divers are advised that prolonged exposure to reef water may cause slight facial skin irritation.

Read more about it in The Mirror.



  1. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

  2. blorp, i say. blorp.

  3. @blair: Blorp, I tag. Blorp.

  4. 4leafclover says:

    I know water retention causes puffiness, but still, this is a bit fishy… 😉

  5. 4leafclover; Ugh!!

  6. ctedwards2004 says:


  7. I love you NOMTOM; but I think i pulled something rolling around laughing so hard. 😛

  8. Critters always make the best photobombers.

  9. Ann-Marie says:

    This is a photo of a fish that is clearly stressed by the proximity of the diver. This behavior would be frowned upon by responsible divers.

  10. Pokey blorp

  11. TrixAndSam says:

    I feel a little puff…. Er…. Ish…..

  12. @Ann-Marie– The fish is only freaking out because he didn’t realise this was picture day at school. If you read the accompanying story, the fish photobombed the guy’s diving selfies (delfies?). He knew the fish was stressed, and stayed still until it deflated and swam away.

  13. Without a doubt the worst hipster beard i have ever seen!

  14. Looks like Bannakaffalatta from Doctor Who has taken up snorkeling.

  15. I’m guessing that NOMTOM’s mind would be a scary place to hang out. Lots of laughs but disturbing nonetheless. 😆

  16. Ambrose, you made me LOL.

  17. Blue Footed Booby says:

    Proving once again that the proper procedure when tempted to nuff is read->comprehend->post. Sometimes things aren’t what they seem!

    His is the kind of mind that makes the best children’s books.