Sir Auggie Fonzwellington Bellows III (Esq.)

From Meredith B.: “My dachshund, Sir Auggie Fonzwellington Bellows III Esq. is a real gentleman and scholar. He doesn’t realize he’s not a person, and he likes to sit like one and pretend to participate in the conversation or ‘watch’ movies. He’d like to apologize for the gratuitous balls shots. Maybe you could cover them with a creative flower or bow?”





  1. Blue Footed Booby says:

    Oh my god that privacy tail is nowhere near big enough.

  2. I think CO needs to photoshop a monocle on Sir AFB.

  3. Mu two dachshunds are the same. 7-7:30 time to watch tv.

  4. gerdiemonster says:

    dogs sitting like people never fails to crack me up 🙂

  5. Adorable pics. Why does it just seem appropriate for a long-nosed doggie to have a fancy English name?

  6. ffleur2…..’cause they’re extra “snooty”.

  7. Rhonda B. says:

    Is that a rule? When you sit like a person it’s cute. 🙂

  8. Nice one Mikeyfur. *nose boop*

  9. My Dachshund likes to sit like a person too! She’s so adorable, I’ve thought of submitting her here, but I always felt it would be egotistical.

  10. He just needs a can of beer in his hand, er paw, whatever.


  12. Andi in NC says:

    I think a smoking jacket would the perfect way to keep his obvious manhood hidden from the view of proper ladies….

  13. That picture siting with Dad and staring at the blue screen of death is killer cute.

  14. Kitty Davenport says:

    And I thought my doxie had a long name – Dokidokiyummychums.

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