Dateline, The Big J: Mutant Parrot-Bananas!

Where do they THINK of these things? Wait. We all know the answer to that.

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These are called “Gachapon,” which is the name for little capsule shaped toys that come in vending machines.

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And…another version combines parrots with….mushrooms?

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Comments

  1. Smartypants says:

    Want!

  2. With the first picture, I thought I was looking at some kind of candy or something. Weird but cute!

  3. Yes, cute, but this kind of stuff just adds to our landfills.

  4. This likely reflects on my state of mind in unhelpful ways, but do these look phallic to anyone else?

  5. mollykubik says:

    I was going to leave a comment about making them edible, but, NoBiting, after I read your comment, I couldn’t! Lol!

  6. Wait…those aren’t parrots; they’re clearly budgies.

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