“Tiny McSnailersons was almost baked into a red currant muffin the other day. Having escaped this fate, he acquiesced to posing for pictures, perfectly showing off Rule of Cuteness #14 in the process. I sense a Haiku just waiting to be composed here!” -Christine H.
So, we said to Christine, “Sounds great! Write it!” And here it is:
Tiny little snail
Your world gets picked for muffins
You bid farewell