So, you think you’re ready for a whirlwind night on the town with the lady of your dreams? Well, slo-ho-ho-ow down there, buckaroo, because it’s time to learn some basic dating etiquette!
Tip number one: Take a bath! That “guess what I just rolled in” odor may impress your drinking buddies, but one whiff from your lady friend, and she’ll hand you a one-way ticket to the friend zone!
Ahh, that’s better! Now it’s time to learn the art of dinner conversation. Make sure you hold her attention by steering the conversation to topics that might interest her:
- Romantic movies
- Romantic books
- Romantic View-Master slides
- Austrian vs. Keynesian Economic Theory: Which Is More Romantic?
But avoid these topics at all cost!
- Demolition derby
- Belt sanders you have owned
- That thing you rolled in
Max is quite the ladies pup, Tracey M.!