Cute Overload :D
Artwork by Machmigo. As seen on the Neatorama FB.
Paw at your sleeping eyes when hungry.
Stick their rear end in your face…
Wails piteously for 20 minutes to be let out. When finally outside, sits down 2 feet from the door, licks paw, walks back inside, curls up on sofa, and falls asleep.
OMG, that is so funny!
– Hides your pens under the couch
– Tears your favourite shirt into pieces
– chews on your shoelaces
– throws up in your bed, on the carpet, in your shoes (all within one minute)
– cuts you off from the internet by destroying the cable
– demolishes your place while hunting a fly
– swallows stuff that isn’t edible and makes you afraid he’ll get ill as hell from that
That is an endless list. And I only mentioned pranks that happend to me in person.
… Oh, and I forgot: tries to sit on your back/ in your lap while you are making out with someone.
Love this! “Suck your breath” is so true, more like mouth-to-mouth-while-sleeping with my fuzzlump.
Leave mousie guts in the middle of the hall, or right next to my bed, where I’ll be sure to step in them.Once a liver exploded between my bare toes! Even tho’ I washed it off, I could still feel it there all day long.
Well that’s a pâté
And still, they are our overloads and I for one welcome them.
Hides quarters and dimes under the fridge…
On the very rare occasion you put on a dress, looks you up and down like; “Who are you trying to be?”
But they also give you a gentle paw pat when they see you’re looking sad, provide endless hours of entertainment playing with balls of silver paper in the cat version of football, and did I mention the soothing power of the purr?
Case for the defence rests m’lord.
Meows really LOUDLY in your face at 3 am.
Barfs at the precise spot you get out of bed barefooted every morning.
Decides the time to jump onto the kitchen counter is only when the gas stove is turned on.
Noms on the heels of your favorite pumps.
Uses thier supernatural shedding powers to get that one cat hair in your eyeball that you cannot get out no matter what. Ouchies.
Hops on your lap and purrs LOUDLY especially when you are feeling blue.
Makes biscuits for you.
Allows you to bury your face in their fur.
Organic pest control (I have a kitteh who ate an entire infestation of carpenter ants…and enjoyed herslf very much!).
Thier playing is more entertaining than most TV (although sometimes gets more violent than Game of Thrones😀 )
They curl up around you and form a protective barrier from the unhappiness of the world.
Are really really cute.❤
Cats are not jerks. 😐
Well whoever made this can speak for themselves! My cat plays fetch better than most dogs.
AWW😀 Cats are NOT jerks😀
Crawls all over you demanding to be pet and then two minutes later decides to use your arm as a scratching post before running away like a crazed animal…
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