Behold, the Fearsome Vampire Bat!

Hanging from the ceiling of its subterranean lair, eyeing the unwary spelunker with diabolical intent, the wily vampire bat patiently awaits his moment to strike. Then all at once it spreads its leathery wings and, guided by its uncanny radar, plunges toward the inviting exposed neck of its helpless victim and… begs for a dog yummy?


“His name is Frazil. He’s a Siberian Husky. His parents are both Iditarod finishers,” says Melissa B.




  1. I vant to leeck your face!

  2. One of the rare albino bats…

  3. this evil must be stopped! Quick, provide the num numz!

  4. Only an undead can twist his neck far enough to perform the ultra barooo!! vv

  5. I presume his parents finished Iditarod hanging on tightly to their helpless victims, leathery wings flapping in the wind, their fur full of nom-nom-crumbs? 🙂

  6. Killer Klown says:

    Why are you on the ceiling?

  7. fleurdamour says:


  8. Anything for a Scooby snack.